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Old 01-29-2009, 10:36 AM  
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Man Smears Feces on Lawyer.

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SAN DIEGO (AP) A San Diego judge has declared a mistrial in a kidnapping and assault case after the defendant smeared excrement on his lawyer's face and threw it at jurors. The judge boosted defendant Weusi McGowan's bail from $250,000 to $1 million after the Monday incident.

Prosecutor Christopher Lawson says McGowan was upset because the judge refused to remove public defender Jeffrey Martin from the case.

McGowan had smuggled a bag of feces into court and spread it on Martin's hair and face before flinging the excrement at jurors. No jurors were hit.

McGowan has pleaded not guilty to kidnapping for robbery, assault with a deadly weapon and other counts in connection with a 2007 home invasion.
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Old 01-29-2009, 10:37 AM   #2
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Wonder if it was human or animal?
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Old 01-29-2009, 10:38 AM   #3
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Wonder if it was human or animal?
I think he was in lockup so...there you go.
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Old 01-29-2009, 10:41 AM   #4
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Hah no feces hit a juror. I see my next excuse in getting out of jury duty.
Before it was always, my dad is a cop, now it will be, I am afraid of feces.
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Old 01-29-2009, 11:59 AM   #5
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I heard it only got on Juror # 2
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Old 01-29-2009, 12:08 PM   #6
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I think he was in lockup so...there you go.
i'm going to need some help here...

they get him from lockup, and take him to court while he's rat-holing a bag of shit somewhere on himself?

i'd think this would be a little harder to conceal than say, a knife or gun.
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Old 01-29-2009, 12:09 PM   #7
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Where exactly do you find a bag for feces? Is this a specialty item or found with the trash bags and ziplocks?
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Old 01-29-2009, 12:10 PM   #8
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Old 01-29-2009, 12:12 PM   #9
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Where exactly do you find a bag for feces? Is this a specialty item or found with the trash bags and ziplocks?
the vending area. between the pepsi machine and the microwave.
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Old 01-29-2009, 12:21 PM   #10
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according to reports the feces yelled out "eww gross!"
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Old 01-29-2009, 12:21 PM   #11
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Sounds like a good future episode for Law and Order.
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Old 01-29-2009, 12:34 PM   #12
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The shit you have to deal with in court these days.... sheesh....
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Old 01-29-2009, 12:47 PM   #13
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I mean really, who hasn't wanted to do this to a lawyer or someone who works for a lawyer?
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Old 01-29-2009, 02:02 PM   #14
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What a crappy thing to do.
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Old 01-29-2009, 02:07 PM   #15
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He was just expressing that his lawyer was a turd, did a shitty job and treated his case like feces.
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