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Old 01-30-2009, 02:24 PM  
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Bill Simmons: Not a Chiefs fan...

From his chat today:

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Adam (Burtonsville MD): What the Chiefs did to you this season: (1) Ruined Tom Brady's 2008 (and career?) (2) Ruined your fantasy season (by the way, I'm still going to say clean hit just to preempt you...) (3) Took away Scott Pioli (4) Fired one of your go-to sources of comedy (albeit so go-to it was getting old for us Chiefs fans) Reaction?

Bill Simmons: I'm gonna be honest - I hate the Chiefs more than I've ever hated anyone. I am seriously thinking about going down to KC in August for an exhibition game with a vial of chicken blood and putting some sort of Haitian curse on their season.
Poor Bill, maybe he should go write about The Hills and covertly take swipes at Rick Reilly to assuage his angst...
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Old 01-30-2009, 02:26 PM   #2
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Old 01-30-2009, 02:28 PM   #3
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Old 01-30-2009, 02:29 PM   #4
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That's actually good news, that douche whined about the sox for years before they won the series. Maybe he can keep giving the Chiefs some national coverage because he just can't let it go.
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Old 01-30-2009, 02:30 PM   #5
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Bill Simmons: I'm gonna be honest - I hate the Chiefs more than I've ever hated anyone. I am seriously thinking about going down to KC in August for an exhibition game with a vial of chicken blood and putting some sort of Haitian curse on their season.

I think that curse expires after 19 years and can't be used again.
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Old 01-30-2009, 02:30 PM   #6
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Old 01-30-2009, 02:32 PM   #7
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What a sad, unfortunate, little man. Everybody knows you don't use chicken blood for Haitian voodoo. That's for curing warts and treating mild insomnia. For a real good Haitian curse, toad sweat's the thing. But, he probably doesn't exercise enough to work up a halfway decent curse.

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Old 01-30-2009, 02:33 PM   #8
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I've always enjoyed Simmons' work...think you have to take his above answer with a touch of sarcasm.
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Old 01-30-2009, 02:34 PM   #9
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Old 01-30-2009, 02:34 PM   #10
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What a sad, unfortunate, little man. Everybody knows you don't use chicken blood for Haitian voodoo. That's for curing warts and treating mild insomnia. For a real good Haitian curse, toad sweat's the thing. But, he probably doesn't exercise enough to work up a halfway decent curse.

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Old 01-30-2009, 02:35 PM   #11
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What a sad, unfortunate, little man. Everybody knows you don't use chicken blood for Haitian voodoo. That's for curing warts and treating mild insomnia. For a real good Haitian curse, toad sweat's the thing. But, he probably doesn't exercise enough to work up a halfway decent curse.

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Old 01-30-2009, 02:37 PM   #12
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What a sad, unfortunate, little man. Everybody knows you don't use chicken blood for Haitian voodoo. That's for curing warts and treating mild insomnia. For a real good Haitian curse, toad sweat's the thing. But, he probably doesn't exercise enough to work up a halfway decent curse.

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Old 01-30-2009, 02:39 PM   #14
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Old 01-30-2009, 02:40 PM   #15
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Curing warts and dealing with mild insomnia, mainly, Mr. pestilenceaf23. It's more time-consuming than you might think. Do you have any idea how many ponds you have to visit to amass a half-pint of toad sweat? Plus, the little bastards hole up in the winter.

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