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Old 02-02-2009, 01:15 AM  
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Ben Roethlisberger is a fatass

There, I said it. He's not "big" or "strong" or anything. He just weighs a half a ton and looks like a balloon. He's not a QB. He's just a big stupid fat ****.

Please, I want all kinds of posters to tell me how much greater he is than any Chiefs QB we ever had. Please. Tell me how this fatass has won two super bowls in his short career. Tell me how he plays to win the game, doesn't care about statistics, and is cool under pressure.

TELL ME ALL OF THIS.

This is ****ing bullshit. Ben Roethlisberger is NOT a good QB. He's big and fat and has an arm. That's it. He has a great TE, a FANTASTIC tough receiver in Ward and buttloads of talented speedsters who can stretch the field. And... oh yeah. THE BEST DEFENSE IN THE NFL. That helps too.

Go ahead and tell me why you'd take Big Ben over the guys with the flashy stats because of his success and his rings. **** that. You know what?

Give me Kurt Warner and that defense, and I'll show you MORE Super Bowls than Ben Roethlisberger, and I'll show you a team that looks good doing it. Peyton, Brady, Warner, McNabb, Cutler. I'll STILL take all of these QBs over Ben the fat ****.

Tell me why Tyler Pigpen is terrible and why Roethlisberger is great. Actually, don't. Shove it. Piss off. I'm sick of hearing about it. It's getting so I can't make a single goddamn criticism on this board about ANY player in the league without people saying, "The Chiefs are worse at that position." NO ****ING SHIT, SHERLOCK. Yeah, Roethlisberger is better than Thigpen. Who gives a shit? Put that fat ass on the Chiefs and we'll still be 2-14. Maybe even 1-15, because we wouldn't have moved to the spread and scored as many points. We'd still be running R2P2.

Ben Roethlisberger is a mediocre QB on a really good team. There. How about that?
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Old 02-02-2009, 01:17 AM   #2
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Have you seen his offensive line? He's fat and he's mobile and he's got an arm and he's accurate.

He also has two rings in five seasons.

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Tell me why Tyler Pigpen is terrible and why Roethlisberger is great.
Well, again, Roethlisberger has a good arm and good accuracy.
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Old 02-02-2009, 01:21 AM   #3
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Yeah, he sucks, He cant extend plays. He cant put balls in small windows to give his WR's a chance to catch the ball. He sucks.
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Old 02-02-2009, 01:21 AM   #4
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This is a really bad thread...

Ben Roethlisberger was clutch and made numerous outstanding plays to win that game in the final minutes and we got a thread saying he sucks now...

Ben Roethlisberger is that teams franchise player..I really don't understand the hatred alot of this fan base has toward QB's.
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Old 02-02-2009, 01:21 AM   #5
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I was listening to sirius right at the end of the post game show and some moron called in and said that Ben was better than Tom Brady.... Jim Miller agreed with him, what a putz.
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Old 02-02-2009, 01:22 AM   #6
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I don't think he's better than Brady but Roethlisberger is the definition of a clutch player.
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Old 02-02-2009, 01:22 AM   #7
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Old 02-02-2009, 01:22 AM   #8
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Tell me why Tyler Pigpen is terrible and why Roethlisberger is great. Actually, don't.

Ben Roethlisberger is a mediocre QB on a really good team. There. How about that?
heehee....cmon, I mean really.
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Old 02-02-2009, 01:32 AM   #9
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"He's not "big" or "strong" or anything."

"He's big and fat and has an arm."
uhh.. wat?


"why Roethlisberger is great"

2 superbowl rings? Drafted 11 overall in '04? You don't draft shitty QBs in the top 15.


Your a retard.
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Old 02-02-2009, 01:33 AM   #10
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He can't hear you. He has two Super Bowl rings in his ears.
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Old 02-02-2009, 01:46 AM   #11
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He can't hear you. He has two Super Bowl rings in his ears.
So he's stupid too?
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Old 02-02-2009, 02:08 AM   #12
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So he's stupid too?
For 6 years, Ben Roethlisberger's job has been to yell "DING DING!" when a car pulls up. He takes old hubcaps and places them on his head, and says he's a flying saucer or a man from space. You know, he has fun.
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Old 02-02-2009, 02:56 AM   #13
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He's a fatass who can scramble, throw accurately, absorb all kinds of hits and has a decent running ability. Yeah, he's great.

But I do believe that his success comes from having a good D that will take care of his pitfalls most of the time. I do not think he would have successed with most of the teams in the league.
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Old 02-02-2009, 03:17 AM   #14
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