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Old 03-03-2009, 04:22 PM  
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OMG!! WHAT DO I DO?!

Ok,

So, I'm ordering a taco salad to go, this woman, probably 40, is with this little girl and the mom is just staring and staring, well, the thing is, is, the mom is hot. So, I was thinking that i'd try to casually give her my number, so I did as I was leaving. Well, she called. Actually she text'd me,

here's how it went:

Her:
This is the girl from Taco Bell. I just wanted to tell u that u made my day and i was very flattered,

Me:
Oh, good deal, may I call you sometime? I would've talked to you more, but didn't know your relationship w the little girl.

Her:
She's my daughter. Do you have facebk?

Me:
No, no facebk. wow, that's your daughter? That's exactly why I didn't approach you in front of her, as I'm sure that'd be awkward for her.

Me:
Would it be okay to call you sometime?

Her:
I don't mind you calling but you need to know that I'm married. I have a lot of guy friends that I hang out with and my husband has a lot of friends which are girls. We aren't the jealous type so don't freak out. U should really get facebook.

Me:
If you're married than I doubt I'll call. Email me your Facebook if u want, If anything ever happens than, I want a dinner-date with you.

Her:
Of couse, I will keep your number! I do need your email address though.

Me (fishing):
I have to say I'm let down that you're married, I didn't see a ring, but I suppose, life goes on.

Her:
me being married doesn't mean we can't talk or b friends!

Me:
So, how do I know when it's safe to call? You're hot and all, but, I don't want to get shot by an angry husband. Or, are you going to call me? Send me your FB link when you can.

she's yet to reply, but this conversation is late-breaking, so stay tuned.



Is this peculiar in anyone else's eyes?
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Old 03-03-2009, 04:23 PM   #2
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Old 03-03-2009, 04:24 PM   #3
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Old 03-03-2009, 04:25 PM   #4
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Old 03-03-2009, 04:25 PM   #5
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Old 03-03-2009, 04:25 PM   #6
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Old 03-03-2009, 04:26 PM   #7
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I'm always looking to pick up chicks with little girls at Taco Bell. It makes the little girl so happy when mom and dad divorce.
Don't be a dumb asshole, okay? I didn't know she was married. I just went through a divorce, so kiss my ass.
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Old 03-03-2009, 04:26 PM   #8
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Old 03-03-2009, 04:27 PM   #9
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Sounds like you might end up dating her and her husband. I'd tread carefully.
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Sounds like you might end up dating her and her husband. I'd tread carefully.
wow, never thought about that, gross!
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Don't be a dumb asshole, okay? I didn't know she was married. I just went through a divorce, so kiss my ass.
You're a selfish dumb****. She's married with a little kid and you're going to pursue it? Classy.
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To be honest SR, you should probably stay away from this one.

At least you have the confidence to get digits. Try it w/ another woman and hope she's single.
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