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Old 04-09-2009, 11:58 AM  
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Man with flatulence problem gets stabbed
He was eating with a friend in a motel room when he was injured
The Associated Press
updated 8:28 p.m. CT, Wed., April 8, 2009


WACO, Texas - A man was stabbed after causing a stink — literally — in a motel room while eating with a friend, police said.

Five men from the Houston area were sharing a Waco motel room Tuesday night, and two were inside the room eating when one had a flatulence problem, Waco police Officer Steve Anderson said. One man was so upset about the gas that he threw a large knife at him, cutting his leg, and then stabbed him in the chest, Anderson said.

The 35-year-old man was transported to a Waco hospital, where he was treated for what appeared to be non-life threatening injuries, Anderson said.

Jose Braule Ramirez, 33, of Houston, was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, police said. He was arraigned Wednesday and was being held in the McLennan County Jail on $15,000 bond and placed on an immigration hold, according to jail records. He cannot be released, even if he posts bond, until authorities verify he is in the country legally.

A jail spokeswoman who declined to give her name said she was not allowed to release information on whether Ramirez had an attorney.


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Old 04-09-2009, 12:02 PM   #2
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Old 04-09-2009, 12:02 PM   #3
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Old 04-09-2009, 12:09 PM   #4
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Old 04-09-2009, 12:10 PM   #5
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Old 04-09-2009, 12:13 PM   #6
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Old 04-09-2009, 12:25 PM   #7
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Old 04-09-2009, 03:09 PM   #8
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So was Ramirez the one who passed the gas? He is charged with aggrevated assault with a deadly weapon. Isn't that what some cop tried to charge some guy with that farted on him during an arrest.
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Old 04-09-2009, 03:37 PM   #9
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thats what I didn't get. Who is the farter? Was he charged with assault?
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Old 04-09-2009, 04:09 PM   #10
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I like that he threw the knife first. He probably hoped to avoid getting closer to the source.
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Old 04-09-2009, 04:12 PM   #11
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Old 04-09-2009, 04:46 PM   #12
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Old 04-09-2009, 04:51 PM   #13
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QUOTE=kysirsoze;5655374]I like that he threw the knife first. He probably hoped to avoid getting closer to the source.[/quote]

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Old 04-09-2009, 05:24 PM   #14
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no, no, no....

it's:

'Ju don't know who 'juor messing wit, man.

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Old 04-09-2009, 05:25 PM   #15
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A buddy of mine got booted out of a bar a few months ago for farting. They were raunchy. I drive heaved a little.
That's seriously wrong...
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