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Old 04-10-2009, 01:44 PM  
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Ground Hog under the hood, chewing wires.

So my brother is about to leave to go to the bank, he gets in and his van won't start up. So he pops the hood only to have a giant groundhog sitting on top of his motor. That thing tore his hood insulation all apart, and just about every wire that was near him. We had to keep jabbing at him with a stick until he would hop down, then try and scare him out from under the van. Big fat old groundhog too, I have personally never seen this. Out on the farm we used to catch 20-30 of these things a year in quick kill traps. Now is your turn to tell of any crazy animal stories?
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Old 04-10-2009, 01:46 PM   #2
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A ground hog chewed a hole in the heaviest pumpkin in the US last year, disqualifying it a week or so before its official weigh-in.
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Old 04-10-2009, 01:49 PM   #3
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A ground hog chewed a hole in the heaviest pumpkin in the US last year, disqualifying it a week or so before its official weigh-in.
Only good ground hog is a dead ground hog.
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Old 04-10-2009, 01:51 PM   #4
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When I was in high school I would kill ground squirrels on my grandpas runway by pouring water in their hole and when they'd pop their head up for air, I'd stab it with a screwdriver.

I hate rodents
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Old 04-10-2009, 01:52 PM   #5
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Ground hogs also like eating seats on dirt bikes and ATV's. I was back fishing with a buddy of mine, about 15 miles back from the nearest road. We came back from a lower stream and there is a big old nasty ground hog sitting on my buddys dirt bike seat, just going to town. We get within 25 yards and the thing doesn't move. My buddy drew his .22 pistol to light him up and ends up shooting his gas tank. Old Dave never was a great shot. I had to end up giving him a ride back that day and back the next week to take care of the "dead gas tank."
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Old 04-10-2009, 01:53 PM   #6
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When I was in high school I would kill ground squirrels on my grandpas runway by pouring water in their hole and when they'd pop their head up for air, I'd stab it with a screwdriver.

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That's brutal.
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Old 04-10-2009, 01:59 PM   #7
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That's brutal.
Nah, what's brutal is what those ****ing holes do to airplane tires.
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Old 04-10-2009, 01:59 PM   #8
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Ground hogs also like eating seats on dirt bikes and ATV's. I was back fishing with a buddy of mine, about 15 miles back from the nearest road. We came back from a lower stream and there is a big old nasty ground hog sitting on my buddys dirt bike seat, just going to town. We get within 25 yards and the thing doesn't move. My buddy drew his .22 pistol to light him up and ends up shooting his gas tank. Old Dave never was a great shot. I had to end up giving him a ride back that day and back the next week to take care of the "dead gas tank."


Oh that's hilarious.
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Old 04-10-2009, 02:00 PM   #9
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Only good ground hog is a dead ground hog.
c'mon ahead then...
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Old 04-10-2009, 02:00 PM   #10
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Oh that's hilarious.
I thought so, Dave, not so much.
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Old 04-10-2009, 02:00 PM   #11
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Many a times have the horses broken legs from those holes as well.
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Old 04-10-2009, 02:04 PM   #12
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you got a dog right?

groundhogs dont act like this,could be rabid.
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Old 04-10-2009, 02:08 PM   #13
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you got a dog right?

groundhogs dont act like this,could be rabid.
i thought i had a groundhog penned behind the freezer in my shed a few years ago, so i turned the lab and the bulldog loose on it.

turned out it was a frickin badger, instead. sliced up the bulldogs nose pretty bad, and the lab knocked me over running out of the shed.
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Old 04-10-2009, 02:18 PM   #14
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When I was in eastern Colorado they had a couple high school kids working the grounds crew. One guy would pour water down the hole while the other practiced on the gophers head when it popped out. That kid was dead on with his 7 iron!
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Old 04-10-2009, 02:22 PM   #15
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i thought i had a groundhog penned behind the freezer in my shed a few years ago, so i turned the lab and the bulldog loose on it.

turned out it was a frickin badger, instead. sliced up the bulldogs nose pretty bad, and the lab knocked me over running out of the shed.
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Are you serious? If so that is pretty funny, I bet it wasn't then, but it's a good story now. MO, yeah I have my dog, but we are at work.
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