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Old 04-23-2009, 03:16 PM  
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Old 02-16-2010, 11:16 AM   #1666
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She fell in a volcano and they expect to rescue her? Don't volcanoes have lava and shit?
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Well, it's dormant, so I don't think so. But when it's active, I'm pretty sure there's just lava. Not lava and shit. That would be a weird volcano.
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Old 02-16-2010, 11:19 AM   #1667
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So my wife opens the shower door on me and says , "why are you washing your dick so fast "
Taking your work home again, huh?
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Old 02-16-2010, 11:24 AM   #1668
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Watching CNN, some reporter-chick named Poppy Harlow is talking about the Toyota recalls and wandering around a dealership's maintenance area as they do the fix. She's cute, and got some junk in the trunk. I'd hit it. (I tried to link a pic but every time I tried it wouldn't load, so you'll just have to Google Search her under Images... sort of a poor man's Faith Hill, maybe...)
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Old 02-16-2010, 11:27 AM   #1669
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Old 02-16-2010, 01:57 PM   #1670
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Has anyone seen a decent homeless chick?

I just did.

She must've just become homeless.....

or she could have just bought a bunch of blankets and cans and was just out for a nice stroll with her shopping cart. Who knows...
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Old 02-16-2010, 02:07 PM   #1671
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OMFG...

I was just reading the Omaha paper. Looking in the classifieds.

These are actual advertisements:

For sale:
1976 Northwestern Bell Calendar. 50 cents.

(2) 1975 better homes and gardens magazines. 75 cents each.

2 atlas pint jars with lids! $2.00 each.

These were all separate ads...
I mean, wtf? Throw your ****ing garbage away.
It has to cost more to advertise this shit that what you make from selling it.

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Old 02-16-2010, 02:10 PM   #1672
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So a 50-year-old hiker fell into the volcano of Mount St. Helens, and now they have to mount a Balloon-Boy-esque rescue attempt. Question: why the f**k were you hiking around the rim of Mount St. Helens in February? And why are you doing it if your 50? More power to you, I suppose--I'm younger than that, and I can barely hike to my friggin' car from the house door--but it just made me think that, if people didn't get themselves into stupid situations, we wouldn't have to get them out of them....
The Search & Rescue started charging Several grand anytime they have to come rescue( unless it's a medical or child) a dumbass around here. Bout time to, ****ing tourist always getting in trouble. I say leave them & let the Bears eat them
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Old 02-16-2010, 04:52 PM   #1673
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Old 02-16-2010, 05:30 PM   #1674
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Has anyone seen a decent homeless chick?

I just did.

She must've just become homeless.....

or she could have just bought a bunch of blankets and cans and was just out for a nice stroll with her shopping cart. Who knows...
TTIUWP.

And if she's recently homeless, and still clean, you could always offer to trade sex for a warm spot in your garage.
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Old 02-16-2010, 05:31 PM   #1675
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OMFG...

I was just reading the Omaha paper. Looking in the classifieds.

These are actual advertisements:

For sale:
1976 Northwestern Bell Calendar. 50 cents.

(2) 1975 better homes and gardens magazines. 75 cents each.

2 atlas pint jars with lids! $2.00 each.

These were all separate ads...
I mean, wtf? Throw your ****ing garbage away.
It has to cost more to advertise this shit that what you make from selling it.

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I have some old Playboys from the 60s....
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Old 02-16-2010, 10:33 PM   #1676
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I haven't pooped today. I don't remember the last time I went a whole day without dropping a deuce. I hope everything's okay down there.
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Old 02-17-2010, 10:11 AM   #1677
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I haven't pooped today. I don't remember the last time I went a whole day without dropping a deuce. I hope everything's okay down there.
Did you not eat as much as you normally do?

I'm good for 36 hours, usually, give or take. It's weird how people poop on their own bodily rhythm.

And why is it called "dropping a deuce", anyway?
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Old 02-17-2010, 10:14 AM   #1678
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Did you not eat as much as you normally do?

I'm good for 36 hours, usually, give or take. It's weird how people poop on their own bodily rhythm.

And why is it called "dropping a deuce", anyway?
This is rather rudementary...

#1 is Piss
#2 is Crap

Therefore, he's dropping a duece.

I dunno what a #3 would be..

Vaginal discharge?
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Old 02-17-2010, 10:18 AM   #1679
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This is rather rudementary...

#1 is Piss
#2 is Crap

Therefore, he's dropping a duece.
Good explanation. I've never really referred to them by number so I didn't make the connection.

Although now I want to watch Austin Powers. "Who... does... number... two... work for?!?"
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Old 02-17-2010, 12:07 PM   #1680
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Did you not eat as much as you normally do?

I'm good for 36 hours, usually, give or take. It's weird how people poop on their own bodily rhythm.

And why is it called "dropping a deuce", anyway?
I should've thought about that. I've cut my food intake in half over the last couple of weeks. It's now been over 24 hours. I feel like a new man! At least I feel like I have a new man inside of me. Wait...................
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