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Old 04-23-2009, 04:16 PM  
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Old 07-24-2009, 11:52 AM   #721
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How does a blind person know when they're done wipping their butt
That is an excellent question. People don't really discuss bathroom habits, do they? I mean, we all GO, but we never actually think that everyone else does too, so what we have to do, they have to do. I've never thought about it but, yes, I look at the paper to see if it's clean, which means ergo the crack is clean, which means I can now flush and wash my hands. On a similar note, to all blind men have to sit when they pee? Or if the area around the toilet is rugged, do they go by ear... you know, if you hear a "pattering" sound move left or right until you hear a "splashing" sound?
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Old 07-24-2009, 11:53 AM   #722
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Old 07-24-2009, 11:54 AM   #723
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Febreze sounds like it should be a feminine hygiene deodorant. "Are you embarassed by odors from down below? When you wear shorts, do cats follow you like the Pied Piper? Does your significant other prepare for oral by donning a snorkel mask? Try Febreze! One quick squirt and you'll smell like a mountain meadow!"
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Old 07-24-2009, 11:55 AM   #724
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Old 07-24-2009, 11:56 AM   #725
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Febreze sounds like it should be a feminine hygiene deodorant. "Are you embarassed by odors from down below? When you wear shorts, do cats follow you like the Pied Piper? Does your significant other prepare for oral by donning a snorkel mask? Try Febreze! One quick squirt and you'll smell like a mountain meadow!"
I don't think I'd want my cooter smelling like mountains.
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Old 07-24-2009, 11:59 AM   #726
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I don't think I'd want my cooter smelling like mountains.
Well, it's the flowers on the mountain meadow. I don't think mountains actually have a smell.

Now, for guys, you don't need a product like that. You can just hang one of those air-freshener trees for the car around his tallywhacker like a "Do Not Disturb" sign on a doorknob, so the tree dangles in the testicular area.
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Old 07-24-2009, 12:00 PM   #727
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Well, it's the flowers on the mountain meadow. I don't think mountains actually have a smell.

Now, for guys, you don't need a product like that. You can just hang one of those air-freshener trees for the car around his tallywhacker like a "Do Not Disturb" sign on a doorknob, so the tree dangles in the testicular area.
Boy, that brings about some very interesting imagery.
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Old 07-24-2009, 12:03 PM   #728
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Old 07-24-2009, 12:05 PM   #729
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Old 07-24-2009, 01:48 PM   #730
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Went to a pizza puffet with coworkers. Four slices of pizza, and I feel like I could burst.
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Old 07-24-2009, 01:53 PM   #731
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I'm walking four miles after work. I have one beer left in the fridge. That will go well with a Lean Pocket, methinks.
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Old 07-24-2009, 03:14 PM   #732
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Old 07-24-2009, 03:15 PM   #733
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Old 07-24-2009, 03:20 PM   #734
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