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Old 04-26-2009, 08:05 PM  
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What's the weirdest thing you've caught someone doing?

Don't really have a story. Just interested in what you guys have.
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Old 04-26-2009, 08:08 PM   #2
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Old 04-26-2009, 08:09 PM   #3
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Randomly assigned college roommate, freshman year. I went to sleep but awoke at some point. Roommate has a Seinfeld DVD playing on mute. I hear him masturbating. To Seinfeld.

I ask him "What the **** are you doing?" It was as awkward as you can imagine. I had him replaced as my roommate within two days.
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Old 04-26-2009, 08:10 PM   #4
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Old 04-26-2009, 08:11 PM   #5
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Randomly assigned college roommate, freshman year. I went to sleep but awoke at some point. Roommate has a Seinfeld DVD playing on mute. I hear him masturbating. To Seinfeld.

I ask him "What the **** are you doing?" It was as awkward as you can imagine. I had him replaced as my roommate within two days.
Was it the one about being sponge worthy?
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Old 04-26-2009, 08:11 PM   #6
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The above scenario also involved a randomly assigned college roommate. He, too, was almost immediately replaced.
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Old 04-26-2009, 08:12 PM   #7
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Old 04-26-2009, 08:12 PM   #8
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Randomly assigned college roommate, freshman year. I went to sleep but awoke at some point. Roommate has a Seinfeld DVD playing on mute. I hear him masturbating. To Seinfeld.

I ask him "What the **** are you doing?" It was as awkward as you can imagine. I had him replaced as my roommate within two days.

Was it the "Elaine's dance" episode?
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Old 04-26-2009, 08:13 PM   #9
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Old 04-26-2009, 08:13 PM   #10
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Walked in on my college roommate masturbating in the dark at the computer while wearing a thong.

After a few of my friends called my room asking to speak to the g-string diva, he moved out and we never spoke again.
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Old 04-26-2009, 08:15 PM   #11
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Was it the "Elaine's dance" episode?
That one actually came to mind first, but decided on the sponge worthy.
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Old 04-26-2009, 08:15 PM   #12
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I caught an ex-girlfriend with her snatch up against a jet in a whirlpool bathtub letting the water spray inside of her. I couldnt ever get her to tell me why, I dont know if it felt good to her or if she was using it to "flush" herself out.
Oh, she was pleasuring herself for sure. Any girl who own a handheld watermassage shower head will tell you. I've heard them talk about positioning themselves under the tub spout too.
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Old 04-26-2009, 08:16 PM   #13
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Old 04-26-2009, 08:18 PM   #14
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Old 04-26-2009, 08:26 PM   #15
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