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Old 05-06-2009, 07:34 PM  
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May is Masturbation Month

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/...tion_month.php




So May is "Masturbation Month" which means business as usual for most of our fine readers (and writers), but for those of you who truly want to celebrate, here are a few dates to mark on your calendars:

Saturday, May 3, 7–10pm - Opening reception for "I Touch Myself," a collection of erotic photos, steamy paintings and illustration at Femina Potens. Details here.

Thursday, May 8, 6:30pm - Ask The Doctors - Dr. Carol Queen and Dr. Robert Lawrence discuss the ins and outs of masturbation. Details here.

Sunday, May 25, 3pm - The 7th Annual Masturbate-A-Thon - Make some money for the Center For Sex & Culture by pledging your support for your favorite wanker. OR, sign up to masturbate on camera for the cause. Details here.


Anytime of the month - Post a Twittergasm and shame all your prudish friends.

Weekly Clubs Editor John Graham is surprised that Kleenex, Jergens, Johnson & Johnson, and/or any number of lubricant or shower massage-nozzle companies haven't seized the obvious marketing opportunities. Maybe they'll wise up while the month is young? That'll be the day. But then again this is San Francisco. --Janine Kahn



http://sexuality.about.com/b/2006/05...tion-month.htm


Masturbation has had a colorful history . By far the most commonly practiced sexual behavior around the world, masturbation has gone from being ignored to being vilified, from a mental illness to a tool of women’s empowerment, celebrated with its very own month of the year.

Yet there remains a great deal of ignorance and misinformation regarding masturbation. Take a first step towards a happy masturbation month by clearing your mind of any myths about masturbation you may still be holding on to.

Sexual health educators often refer to masturbation as the cornerstone of sexual health. Throughout the month of May I'll be featuring information, reviews, and tips and techniques honoring the art and science of self love.
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Old 05-06-2009, 07:38 PM   #2
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Old 05-06-2009, 07:39 PM   #3
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Beware the Masturbation Month of May, peeps.

A lot of folks will be driving blind.

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Old 05-06-2009, 07:39 PM   #4
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Gives a new meaning to "tweeting".
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Old 05-06-2009, 07:44 PM   #5
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Old 05-06-2009, 07:44 PM   #6
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Old 05-06-2009, 07:50 PM   #7
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Just wondering.

If male masturbation can be called jacking off, is female masturbation jilling off?

The killer bees on saturday night live accused Billy of buzzing off, but I'm not sure if he was using a vibrator.

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Old 05-06-2009, 07:52 PM   #8
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Old 05-06-2009, 07:53 PM   #9
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Old 05-06-2009, 07:53 PM   #10
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I think my favorite part of either little blog was the picture of Optimus Prime...lol.
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Old 05-06-2009, 08:05 PM   #11
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Old 05-06-2009, 08:19 PM   #12
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Old 05-06-2009, 09:06 PM   #13
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Old 05-06-2009, 09:13 PM   #15
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