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Old 05-11-2009, 07:28 PM  
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Old 05-11-2009, 07:34 PM   #2
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Old 05-11-2009, 07:39 PM   #3
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Old 05-11-2009, 07:48 PM   #4
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Here's a great moment in constipation. I didn't crap for the first ten days of boot camp. I was getting worried because I was eating three squares a day. Finally they sent me to the infirmary for Xrays and discovered that I was indeed full of shit. They gave me some laxatives and I finally pooped on the 11th day.

True story, I shit you not.
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Old 05-11-2009, 07:49 PM   #5
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Here's a great moment in constipation. I didn't crap for the first ten days of boot camp. I was getting worried because I was eating three squares a day. Finally they sent me to the infirmary for Xrays and discovered that I was indeed full of shit. They gave me some laxatives and I finally pooped on the 11th day.

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That's some heavy shit.
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Old 05-11-2009, 07:50 PM   #6
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Here's a great moment in constipation. I didn't crap for the first ten days of boot camp. I was getting worried because I was eating three squares a day. Finally they sent me to the infirmary for Xrays and discovered that I was indeed full of shit. They gave me some laxatives and I finally pooped on the 11th day.

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Old 05-11-2009, 07:51 PM   #7
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Tell me abouit it. That shit was getting old.
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Old 05-11-2009, 07:51 PM   #8
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Here's a great moment in constipation. I didn't crap for the first ten days of boot camp. I was getting worried because I was eating three squares a day. Finally they sent me to the infirmary for Xrays and discovered that I was indeed full of shit. They gave me some laxatives and I finally pooped on the 11th day.

True story, I shit you not.
That story's punchline was lacking.
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Old 05-11-2009, 07:53 PM   #9
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That story's punchline was lacking.
But only for 10 days.
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Old 05-11-2009, 07:54 PM   #10
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Here's a great moment in constipation. I didn't crap for the first ten days of boot camp. I was getting worried because I was eating three squares a day. Finally they sent me to the infirmary for Xrays and discovered that I was indeed full of shit. They gave me some laxatives and I finally pooped on the 11th day.

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Old 05-11-2009, 07:56 PM   #11
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Here's a great moment in constipation. I didn't crap for the first ten days of boot camp. I was getting worried because I was eating three squares a day. Finally they sent me to the infirmary for Xrays and discovered that I was indeed full of shit. They gave me some laxatives and I finally pooped on the 11th day.

True story, I shit you not.
Too much time with the drill sargeant?
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