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Old 05-13-2009, 11:08 AM  
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9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").

(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying Get lost....

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3..
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Old 05-13-2009, 11:10 AM   #2
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Old 05-13-2009, 11:11 AM   #3
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Old 05-13-2009, 11:13 AM   #4
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these all all true in the MIA household.

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").

(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying Get lost....

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3..
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Old 05-13-2009, 11:13 AM   #5
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I think the whatever one might be off a little...cuz I don't think it means more get lost, but more the first one: fine. I think they are intertradeable.
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Old 05-13-2009, 11:14 AM   #6
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Old 05-13-2009, 11:14 AM   #7
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It's your decision.
If you make the wrong one, i.e. not the one she would have made, you'll pay for it for the rest of your life.
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Old 05-13-2009, 11:17 AM   #8
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Old 05-13-2009, 11:18 AM   #9
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Old 05-13-2009, 11:19 AM   #10
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I think the whatever one might be off a little...cuz I don't think it means more get lost, but more the first one: fine. I think they are intertradeable.
True, this may cause more angst than any other word on the list for me. There is nothing more annoying when I ask the wife what she wants for dinner and she replies "whatever" but somehow shoots down the 20 options I throw out.

Whatever is more like Im too lazy to think for myself or tell you what I want so YOU must do it for me but you better get it right or were going to be here awhile.
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Old 05-13-2009, 11:21 AM   #11
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Old 05-13-2009, 11:23 AM   #12
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Old 05-13-2009, 11:24 AM   #13
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True, this may cause more angst than any other word on the list for me. There is nothing more annoying when I ask the wife what she wants for dinner and she replies "whatever" but somehow shoots down the 20 options I throw out.

Whatever is more like Im too lazy to think for myself or tell you what I want so YOU must do it for me but you better get it right or were going to be here awhile.

I think in that instance, you're right. She just doesn't want to have to think of something. I use that one a lot for that. Annoys my husband to no end. (problem is when I actually do decide, he tends to not like my suggestion, but goes with it anyway because I made a suggestion, and then I just feel guilty and throw about 20 more options out there to see if any of them stick)
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Old 05-13-2009, 11:24 AM   #14
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Old 05-13-2009, 11:25 AM   #15
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I use this one a lot:

It's a simple, "huh", not a question though... it's more like a sigh. It generally means... "Really, are you serious, you really didn't do that?"
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