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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
Join Date: Nov 2002
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"your"
not "you're" Jesus Christ.
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Mortal Luv
Join Date: Dec 2004
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![]() I hate it when I don't catch myself doing that.
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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It always smells better than it tastes though.
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Mortal Luv
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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This is very true. But then I start thinking about the turkey sandwich and fiber plus bar that are waiting for me at home. And I'm stuck here until someone else gets back. Oh well. I like taking late lunches, as they help the afternoon go by faster. I've got my Extra cinnamon gum to tide me over.
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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I hate popcorn. I'd punch them for cooking it. Apparently I'm aggressive today.
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Keep firing, assholes!
Join Date: Aug 2000
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I don't like popcorn. There's something about the aftertaste that makes me think I should puke. It doesn't make puke for real, but rather makes puking seem like a good idea. I have no idea why, but I've always been that way. I never ate popcorn at the movies. Give me nachos w/hot peppers and Reeses pieces.
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Stay positive, don't give up
Join Date: Dec 2001
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I always get those at the movies, and a huge tub of popcorn im such a fatty
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
Join Date: Oct 2004
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I'd beat the ever loving crap out of those popcorn poppers then I'd fill a large-sized Orville Redenbacher jar with kerosene and jam that up their asses along with the business end of a blowtorch then I'd pound their heads with a poker until their belly buttons popped. The bastards.
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I'd just eat the popcorn.
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"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
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I heard that eating popcorn vastly increases one's likelihood of developing appendicitis (I think). I haven't had any since.
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Take a Chill Pill
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Take a Chill Pill
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Probably Diverticulitis.
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When a nightmare becomes real
Join Date: Nov 2003
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I like it when my co-workers leave the popcorn in the microwave too long and it burns it, and we have to evacuate 1000+ people from our building because the smoke alarm gets set off.
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