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Back by popular demand!
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I am the best dad in the world, at least that is what I tell my kids.
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The Turtle Can't Help Us.
Join Date: Jan 2006
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It's my first father's day tomorrow. If you'd have told me this 2 years ago I woulda laughed. My little dude is awesome. Best thing I've ever done.
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Bwilliepoker @ twitter
Join Date: Apr 2006
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You are right dad, I should of been a blow job.
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Yuck.
Join Date: Jun 2007
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I heard the joke the other day that Father's Day is the day that you thank your Dad for having sex with your mom while Mother's Day is the day you thank your Mom for not swallowing you. Kinda puts a creepy perspective on BJ's... oh wait, not it doesn't.
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Bon vivant....occasionally.
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Yuck.
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Oh, and isn't Father's Day tomorrow?
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Bwilliepoker @ twitter
Join Date: Apr 2006
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So are blowjobs an abortion?
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Good Merlinpeen to all!!!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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this is my first as a dad, and honestly I've gotten a little choked up over the weekend, thinking I wish my dad couldve seen me being a dad. I know he'd laugh at he mistakes I make daily, but also be proud of what I've done/am doing with my life. It's tough that he didn't really get to see me turn things around.
Ugh...just got dusty in here. My bad. Happy Father's Day, dads. And thanks to all the mothers who make us look good.
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I just peed a little on my leg
Join Date: Sep 2008
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To all the fathers, lets make this fathers day a new start. I do a lot right with my kids, but there is always something to work on as well. Let's all pick sumpin. I am going to yell less, and take more time to teach the lessons my kids need. Happy Fathers day, Dads. Im getting Fight Night Round 4 as a late present.
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Please speak your mind
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Kicking it old school
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For me, this will be my first father's day without my dad. Kind of weird, but I know he's not suffering any more. I only hope that my kids appreciate the things I do for them.
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Being a Dad means spending 3 hours giving your daughter treatment for those bugs that just came out of her hair that may or may not even be Lice but just in case you spend Saturday night doing it and washing all the sheets and you are glad you were the one to do it because you are her Dad.
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Kicking it old school
Join Date: Feb 2001
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bumpity bump
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IN THE BLACK
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