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Old 06-27-2009, 02:51 PM  
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Claythan now looking to get into modeling? OMFG Awesome find.

... so, I was working on some SEO stuff for a client... and I thought... Oh, I wonder if Clayton W. (name withheld) still ranks #1 for that thread "Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex ...". That thread now ranks #2 for his name.

But I nearly ruined my monitor by spitting water all over it when I saw the page that ranks 5th for his name.

http://www.exploremodeling.com/conte...n_W. (name withheld).aspx

I got an extra chuckle when I noticed that he had ZERO votes.

Is this quite possibly the most awesomest interweb find EVAR?


EDIT: Site down due to comment hilarity... but the cache is here for a couple days, anyway:

http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:...&ct=clnk&gl=us

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Old 06-28-2009, 04:34 PM   #151
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Old 06-29-2009, 01:44 AM   #152
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No doubt...

I don't know if he did this site up himself or if someone from here did it for him, (to him). I would probably vote for the latter. As Luv said earlier, Karma's a bitch and this was his, IMO.
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and we may never know the truth, he certainly will never fess up to being behind the approval in any chisled way, sturdy shape, or sexy form. And I may not ever believe anyone claiming they did it without consent anyway.....
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Old 06-29-2009, 01:09 PM   #153
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In case you all missed this hilarity...
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Old 06-29-2009, 01:21 PM   #154
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Sifted through 8 pages of hilarity and yet NO posts by Claythan??? Odd.
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Old 06-29-2009, 01:39 PM   #155
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Sifted through 8 pages of hilarity and yet NO posts by Claythan??? Odd.
If he were "set up" he'd be on this thread screaming his fool head off.

Nah, he got discovered.... but not discovered by a talent agency like he wanted....

Dude had an inflated opinion of himself when he was, uh,.... inflated. But it's clearly out of control now that he's dropped a couple hundred lbs.
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Old 06-29-2009, 01:46 PM   #156
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Sifted through 8 pages of hilarity and yet NO posts by Claythan??? Odd.
Unless, as someone already said, he posted it himself.



You'd think he would enjoy all the attention.
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Old 06-29-2009, 01:47 PM   #157
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Unless, as someone already said, he posted it himself.



You'd think he would enjoy all the attention.
Normally, yes. This is one time he's embarrassed. Strange.
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Old 06-29-2009, 01:48 PM   #158
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If he were "set up" he'd be on this thread screaming his fool head off.

Nah, he got discovered.... but not discovered by a talent agency like he wanted....

Dude had an inflated opinion of himself when he was, uh,.... inflated. But it's clearly out of control now that he's dropped a couple hundred lbs.
A couple of hundred pounds.
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Old 06-29-2009, 02:51 PM   #159
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Normally, yes. This is one time he's embarrassed. Strange.
He's NEVER gonna live that one down....
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Old 06-29-2009, 02:53 PM   #160
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Old 06-29-2009, 02:53 PM   #161
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When you think about it, it gets really funny because you know his MOM took the pictures.
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Old 06-29-2009, 02:55 PM   #162
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When you think about it, it gets really funny because you know his MOM took the pictures.


Oh jeeezzzz

I just about choked on my drink. I hadn't even thought about that

Oh Claythannnnnn Mommy says it's picture time...
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Old 06-30-2009, 08:02 AM   #163
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I don't know what hurt worse for him: that his secret was uncovered by Chiefsplanet and they teased him, or that the moderators on the model site thought the pictures and comments were part of a chat room gag.

Ouch. A site for wannabe male models thinks the pictures you posted of yourself are part of a cruel joke.
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Old 06-30-2009, 09:08 AM   #164
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He'd probably have had better luck if he was still fat, regrowing that Amish Catfish beard and modeling as a "bear".




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Old 06-30-2009, 09:13 AM   #165
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