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Old 06-27-2009, 02:51 PM  
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Claythan now looking to get into modeling? OMFG Awesome find.
... so, I was working on some SEO stuff for a client... and I thought... Oh, I wonder if Clayton Wendler still ranks #1 for that thread "Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex ...". That thread now ranks #2 for his name.

But I nearly ruined my monitor by spitting water all over it when I saw the page that ranks 5th for his name.

http://www.exploremodeling.com/conte...n_Wendler.aspx

I got an extra chuckle when I noticed that he had ZERO votes.

Is this quite possibly the most awesomest interweb find EVAR?


EDIT: Site down due to comment hilarity... but the cache is here for a couple days, anyway:

http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:...&ct=clnk&gl=us
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Old 06-30-2009, 01:03 PM   #241
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Old 06-30-2009, 01:03 PM   #242
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Then, you can take the young, nubile, blond, female, lost hikers back to your forest abode and use your forest chains to lock them up in your forest basement.

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Old 06-30-2009, 01:04 PM   #243
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And once in a while, two young, blond, nubile, female hikers get lost and it's the responsibility of the forest ranger to teach them the ways of the forest that their momma never told them about.

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wasn't that on cinemax last nite?
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Old 06-30-2009, 01:04 PM   #244
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Kid?? He is what 27??

That page was full of win before it got taken down.. It does suck that he thought he had a chance at being a model.. Maybe you should ground this mental picture he has of himself as it is not realistic..

Jesus Christ. I want be a ****ing forest ranger now.
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Old 06-30-2009, 01:07 PM   #245
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FAX convince you with the chaining people up in the basement thing?
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Old 06-30-2009, 01:07 PM   #246
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wasn't that on cinemax last nite?
don't spoil the ending for me. I fell asleep when they got out the fly swatters.
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Jesus Christ. I want be a ****ing forest ranger now.
Understandable, really.

Lots of girls are enamored with the life of a forest ranger.

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Old 06-30-2009, 01:22 PM   #253
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My wife was groped by a forest ranger last weekend. Dirty, old man, he was.
Would you prefer that she return home with a giant tick on her nipple?

That's the whole thing about our culture. Forest rangers dedicate their lives to the doing of good, yet they're vilified by little marshmallow sugary Easter birds all the time.

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Jesus Christ. I want be a ****ing forest ranger now.
Also, let's not forget - let's NOT forget, Katipan - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uhhhh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either
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