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Old 07-13-2009, 03:31 PM  
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I got propositioned to be an older gay gentleman's fap material

So, I'm at the gym, almost done with my workout. The whole time, I've been seeing this older black gentlemen working out around the gym. He's not actually working out or lifting any kind of heavy weight -- just general bullshit like lifting the bar or 10 lb dumbbell curls. I don't think anything of it and just chalk it up to another dude there who doesn't know what he's doing. Whatever.

As I get done with one of my sets, he approaches me and asks if I work out there often. I don't think anything of it, as I get asked this all the time by people looking for advice on what to do. I answer in the affirmative, and then it gets . . . weird. He tells me he's a photographer looking for male models. My immediate thought is "Wow, I've heard of dudes like this just trolling gyms for ass, but I never thought it would happen to me." I mean, one of my friends ACTUALLY went through with it, posing nude for some dude and got paid like $500. He said that I was the athletic build he was looking for and asked if I wanted to earn some extra money.

Trying, successfully for the most part, I think, to stifle a laugh, I told him that I appreciated the offer, but my schedule was just too busy.

This is the second time in a week something like this has happened. Last week, I was walking out of the gym and some older guy asks if I work out a lot. I told him that I did, but that it was mostly for soccer. He goes "Well, you're really buff and tone for someone that only lifts twice a week. Mind coming to my house and showing me your routine?"

I'm starting to feel like J.D. from Scrubs, only I don't have a porch.
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Old 07-13-2009, 03:33 PM   #2
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On 9/8/2017 at 8:44 AM, dawkins4prez said:

Yeah I'm not buying any momentum explanations. This is the unfazable Patriots, they are immune to that BS. When the Pats lose, like last night, it's because somebody physically smacked their technician OL in the mouth. Pats Defensive front 7 got thrown around as well, the Kony Ealy debacle looms big right now. Chiefs took this game over at the LOS, plain and simple, they beat them bloody.
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Old 07-13-2009, 03:33 PM   #3
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On 9/8/2017 at 8:44 AM, dawkins4prez said:

Yeah I'm not buying any momentum explanations. This is the unfazable Patriots, they are immune to that BS. When the Pats lose, like last night, it's because somebody physically smacked their technician OL in the mouth. Pats Defensive front 7 got thrown around as well, the Kony Ealy debacle looms big right now. Chiefs took this game over at the LOS, plain and simple, they beat them bloody.
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Old 07-13-2009, 03:33 PM   #4
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Old 07-13-2009, 03:36 PM   #5
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Old 07-13-2009, 03:36 PM   #6
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oh, and i was joking, fwiw, Silock.
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On 9/8/2017 at 8:44 AM, dawkins4prez said:

Yeah I'm not buying any momentum explanations. This is the unfazable Patriots, they are immune to that BS. When the Pats lose, like last night, it's because somebody physically smacked their technician OL in the mouth. Pats Defensive front 7 got thrown around as well, the Kony Ealy debacle looms big right now. Chiefs took this game over at the LOS, plain and simple, they beat them bloody.
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Old 07-13-2009, 03:37 PM   #8
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Old 07-13-2009, 03:38 PM   #9
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oh, and i was joking, fwiw, Silock.
Yes, I know.

I'm flattered, to be honest. However, I'm also a bit concerned that I'm showing up on old man gaydar. But it's not just the old guys. Last year, some male flight attendant started hitting on me while I was in the squat rack.

The gays love me!
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Old 07-13-2009, 03:39 PM   #10
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Old 07-13-2009, 03:43 PM   #11
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