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Old 09-04-2009, 10:07 PM  
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what do you do for a living?

i had a date tonight (believe it or not) and one thing in particular always seems to send the vibe (usually a good one, im pretty charming) in the wrong direction, when i get asked what i do for a living.. i answered like i always do, vinyl siding, sometimes windows and doors, usually residential.. and was met with the standard look of total disinterest in continuing the date

now, i realize its not the coolest job in the world, but it pays the bills and i work steadily yearround, also, im damn good at it, and it seems pointless to "go back to school" now when it would take 4 or 5 years of hard work just to start out doing something i'll probably hate just as much making less than i make now, besides its not like its my passion, its just work ya know...

anyway, how do i make it sound.. i dont know.. cooler i guess, or avoid it altogether? i can't dominate the conversation all night, and i NEVER bring up work when i'm just getting to know a girl.. so yeah needless to say the rest of the night sucked and i'm sitting here cruising chiefsplanet, for gods sake help me
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Old 09-04-2009, 10:10 PM   #2
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Tell them you're a Residential Home Improvement Specialist. Either that or stop dating materialistic bitches who judge you by the work you do.
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Old 09-04-2009, 10:10 PM   #3
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Old 09-04-2009, 10:10 PM   #4
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Old 09-04-2009, 10:10 PM   #5
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1) keep your credit good.

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Old 09-04-2009, 10:11 PM   #6
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Tell them you're a Residential Home Improvement Specialist. Either that or stop dating materialistic bitches who judge you by the work you do.
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Old 09-04-2009, 10:11 PM   #7
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1) keep your credit good.

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Old 09-04-2009, 10:11 PM   #8
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Dress it up some, I'd guess. Residential refinishing or something like that. I wouldn't stop at just installing it, talk about what you do that they might not know about or what you do different than other people.

You should note, however, that I am not "cool", "smart", "suave", or "interesting"

So take it with a grain of salt.
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Old 09-04-2009, 10:11 PM   #9
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Old 09-04-2009, 10:12 PM   #10
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Phrase it more vaguely. "I'm in home construction, you know, exterior stuff like doors and windows and siding." The word 'construction' will conjure up sweaty hard-hatted men in her mind. It's the "vinyl" that's killing it for you. "Vinyl" conjures up softness and gay coloring.

Or just tell her you're an amateur orgasmist. Then explain that your true occupation is using your giant tongue and huge penis to induce as many female orgasms as humanly possible without killing the woman. But that you don't get paid for that, so to pay the rent you also have to do odd jobs like siding.
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Old 09-04-2009, 10:13 PM   #11
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Old 09-04-2009, 10:13 PM   #12
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Old 09-04-2009, 10:14 PM   #13
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Old 09-04-2009, 10:14 PM   #14
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Old 09-04-2009, 10:15 PM   #15
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