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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Wichita
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"Carl, i like you to come in, i want to interview you to be my shoe shiner"
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: K.C.
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"Yeah, I'll take a large thin crust with extra mushrooms and black olives. Oh, and I have a coupon."
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trap champ
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Talk to corporate LIKE A BOWSS!
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: K.C.
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"Yeah, dude. I saw it on the innernet. Nine year old girls for $50."
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Like I woke up in Wonderland..
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: OPKS
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someone needs to photoshop chiefsplanet onto that computer screen.
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Winner
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
Casino cash: $1985889
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" Did you flush that bitch in the ocean? You know the one I spit on at da club"
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Wanna go for a ride?
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Nor-Cal
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"Hey Dick Vermeil.....tell me how my ass tastes."
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: K.C.
Casino cash: $26545
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"Hello, 911? Yeah I'm being stalked by some weirdo living in his mom's basement in Texas. And, and he's really scaring me man..Really!!"
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Flop's Gonna Feed My Goldfish
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Terry Tate "Office Linebacker) calls in backup for the spiraling Denver front office and coach situation. None other than Larry Johnson, the Bronco killer.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...3685626218421# (wish i could figure out the video embed thingy) ![]()
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: WHITCHITA
Casino cash: $30559
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Yes. Uh Huh. That is correct. I want two Sham-Wows, not three.
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2007
Casino cash: $2604
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"My diaper size is XL....do you have it? Ok, I'll be right down...layaway under LJ"
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Wanna go for a ride?
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Nor-Cal
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Joplin, MO
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Sorry Claythan, I though she would do you fo show. Better luck next time.
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King Shit of **** Mountain
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Texarkana, Texas
Casino cash: $71194
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To Vermeil: "You can go ahead and cancel that 'Diaper of the Month' subscription right now, bitch."
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