****Official 2009 Chiefs Planet Pr0n Star Mock Draft****

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Yes, you heard it right. This will be the first in the line of many mock drafts to fill the time between now and April. But before we begin the process of calling each other one who sucks the peniss over picks, let's actually pick some people who suck cock.

I figure that we can have 30 teams. Each person will be responsible for two teams. Draft order will be randomly assigned. Upon drafting each "player", you must also provide your own scouting report, with both strengths and weaknesses.

The draft will begin in earnest at noon, November 9, barring setbacks or an outbreak of cat AIDS.

Once you are on the clock, you'll have 24 hours to make a selection. You will then PM the next person to let them know they are on the clock.

We will employ a snaking draft method.

Good luck my fellow "drafturbators".

Here is the official draft order. Team names will be added as necessary.

Round 1:

1. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler) Jenna Jameson
2. The Right 53 (Direckshun) Carmella Bing
3. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas) Eva Angelina
4. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca) Tory Lane
5. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus) Bree Olsen
6. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence) Sasha Grey
7. Bukkake Tsunami (OTW) Jenna Haze
8. 69ers (Dane) Sunny Leone
9. North’s Peter (GoChiefs) Kylee Strutt
10. Saccopoo Team 1 (Saccopoo)
11. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus) Tera Patrick
12. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun) Lisa Ann
13. Saccopoo Team 2 (Saccopoo)
14. Taint Masters (Dane) Abbey Brooks
15. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas) Rachel Roxxx
16. The Sex Panthers (Buehler) Taylor Rain
17. Mecca Team 2 (Mecca) Flower Tucci
18. OTW Team 2 (OTW) Lanny Barbie
19. GoChiefs Team 2 (GoChiefs) Devon
20. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence) Brianna Banks

Round 2:

21. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence) Gauge
22. GoChiefs Team 2
23. OTW Team 2 Amy Reid
24. Mecca Team 2 Jayden James
25. The Sex Panthers (Buehler) Phoenix Marie
26. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas) Rachel Starr
27. Taint Masters (Dane) Nyomi Marcela
28. Saccopoo Team 2
29. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun) Audrey Bitoni
30. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus) Ashlynn Brooke
31. Saccopoo Team 1
32. North’s Peter (GoChiefs) Chasey Lain
33. 69ers (Dane) Hannah Hilton
34. Bukakke Tsunami (OTW) Stormy Daniels
35. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence)
36. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus)
37. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca) Alexis Texas
38. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas) Esperanza Gomez
39. The Right 53 (Direckshun) Gianna Michaels
40. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler) Krystal Steal




Round 3:

41. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler) Jodi Bean
42. The Right 53 (Direckshun)
43. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas) Mikayla Mendez
44. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca)
45. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus)
46. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence)
47. Bukkake Tsunami (OTW)
48. 69ers (Dane)
49. North’s Peter (GoChiefs)
50. Saccopoo Team 1 (Saccopoo)
51. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus)
52. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun)
53. Saccopoo Team 2 (Saccopoo)
54. Taint Masters (Dane)
55. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas)
56. The Sex Panthers (Buehler)
57. Mecca Team 2 (Mecca)
58. OTW Team 2 (OTW)
59. GoChiefs Team 2 (GoChiefs)
60. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence)



Round 4:

61. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence)
62. GoChiefs Team 2
63. OTW Team 2
64. Mecca Team 2
65. The Sex Panthers (Buehler)
66. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas)
67. Taint Masters (Dane)
68. Saccopoo Team 2
69. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun)
70. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus)
71. Saccopoo Team 1
72. North’s Peter (GoChiefs)
73 69ers (Dane)
74. Bukakke Tsunami (OTW)
75. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence)
76. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus)
77. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca)
78. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas)
79. The Right 53 (Direckshun)
80. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler)

[Mecca]

Pretty easy pick....

Tory Lane is the standard to which all pornstars should be held to at this point in the industry. She does anything and everything and has been in a ton of movies and never has a bad scene...

And for good measure a picture...

[Buehler445]

Sorry guys, I've been moving and busy as ****. Should I make my pick now, or do I have to wait?

Also, is this who looked best in their prime or what they look like now?

[Direckshun]

Originally Posted by Buehler445

Sorry guys, I've been moving and busy as ****. Should I make my pick now, or do I have to wait?

Also, is this who looked best in their prime or what they look like now?

Just go for it and make the rules whatever you want them to be.

This isn't exactly a process worth thinking out.

[Buehler445]

Fair enough, I have to go with Jenna J. Looks like shit now, but back in the day, she was smokin...


Kyle DeLexus, you're up.

[Direckshun]

Originally Posted by Buehler445

Kyle DeLexus, you're up.

Don't forget to PM.

[Buehler445]

Originally Posted by Direckshun

Don't forget to PM.

Thanks, I would have forgotten.

[Kyle DeLexus]

I'm going to have to go with Bree Olsen. She's been my favorite for a while now and I know the Cum Ninja's manager has a thing for her as well. This is just a homer pick really.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

GMs,

Don't forget to include scouting reports.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Mine will come tomorrow, got some a test and project due tomorrow so I didn't have time to get into the details.

[Pestilence]

I WANT TAMPERING CHARGES FILED!!!! Bree Olsen should have made it to my pick.....oh well.

I'll go with an up and coming star who isn't afraid to try anything out. She does everything from anal to multiple guys. She's young and she's already in mainstream cinema....so you know she can act. She may not have the fake tits that the other well known porn stars have....but she makes up for it with a slamming ass and a kinky demeanor.

Sasha Grey

[OnTheWarpath58]

With the 7th pick, Bukkake Tsunami selects the 2009 AVN Female Performer of the Year, Jenna Haze.

Gotta love a girl who was only supposed to blow two guys for her first scene, then gets so worked up she ****s them both. She's a 5-3, 100 pound spinner who's "girl next door" looks can overcome the preference for girls a bit more endowed. Also love the spanish-german-irish ethnicity.

One downside is the amount of work she's done in her 8 years in the biz. 450 films and counting. Also, most of the time she looks damn good, other times she looks like complete hell. Chalking it up to getting ****ed for a living.

[DaneMcCloud]

Sorry guys. Due to contracting the Swine Flu then spending 6 days in KC with family (woo-hoo! Not.) this past week, I kinda dropped the ball.

I'd like my first team to be called the 69ers. The second, Taint Masters.

Thanks, Hamas!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Dane is on the clock.

[DaneMcCloud]

With the 8th pick of the 2009 Porn Draft, the 69ers choose Sunny Leone, Hot Indian Slut.

Sunny is well versed in solo and mutual masturbation. She's a natural beauty with no cosmetic alterations. After years of girl-on-girl porn, Sunny recently decided to take cock on film. To date, she's yet to allow anal and her oral skills need work. But, she has "flashed", so we're confident that she'll improve those skills and someday become an oral and anal superstar.

[GoChiefs]

With the 9th pick in the 2009 Porn Draft, North's Peter selects Kylee Strutt.









Good luck finding a chick in porn with a better body. This girl has just the right amount of ass, phenomenal musculature and amazing tits! She also has great eyes, which isn't all that common in porn.

North's Peter has a shitty scouting department and we usually just fall in love with physical specimens, so we skipped the anal/lesbian/swallows crap. But from what we've seen, she does fantastic "setup" porno - oh hey let's go to this bar hubby, while you're ignoring me I'll **** this guy in the bathroom/**** me in this gym which has just closed/I need baseball lessons oh **** me mister baseball player - and she knows how to make sexy noise. Yes, don't look past this intangible. The audibles of porn are key, and Strutt is ready to hit the ground running here. So many starlet prospects think it's just about taking cock hard and deep. This is a complex game.

Negatives: Her face is a little jacked sometimes, from certain angles. And she does bear a slight resemblance to mom. Tits may be TOO large. Visible surgery scars.