***2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs Final Vote Thread*** (with NSFW pics) - Page 17

**BigRedChief** · 11:32 AM

You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If its one vote or 100, this vote is final. One poster has more than votes than the other two posters, we have a winner.

This poll will close on Thrusday at 12:44 pm and a winner declared. In the event of a tie, we will have another playoff poll between the posters that are tied at the end of this round.

No write-in votes, no other options in the poll.

All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. All pledged bribes and graft in the previous rounds of voting is not valid for this thread. All graft and bribes must be new to this thread. Previous promises of graft can be promised again here, but the prmoisee will no longer be obligated to previous bribes and graft.

Known bribes:

BossChief:
If BossChief wins he will provide $75 worth of beer at the next planet bash...if BossChief ends up doubling the second place votes, an additional $50 of burnt ends will be given to the planet bash.

If you refer a voter and they vote for BossChief you get $100K in casino cash.

BossChief is offering $350,000 in casino cash for every vote.

Skip Towne will positive rep any voter who votes for BossChief

Raised on Riots:

Every ROR vote gets $25,000 CS and 1 rep from Gonzo and $400,000 CS and 1 rep from Pestilence.

Phobia is offering $1.5 million in casino cash for every vote for Raised on Riots.

Mr. Flopnuts is paying $150K for the next 5 votes. posted 11:50 central time

Phobia will add a rep to future voters of RoR a mighty whack of the 14,345 rep stick.

The 2008-2009 King of the N00bs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158

Time to vote for the 2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs thread
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=219232&page=6

Previous honorees:
2007 King of the Noobs = Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the N00bs = Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 King of the Noobs = Fax

**Gonzo** · 12-09-2009, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

I love it when a plan comes together. No one has been PMing me for the casino cash. I still have 900k in casino cash at 150k a pop for the next 6 voters.

Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in.
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**Pestilence** · 12-09-2009, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

*Sigh* You're a whore, but you'e not a cheap one...

Let me see what we can do here.

Pestilence?
Posted via Mobile Device

You rang?

**BigRedChief** · 12-09-2009, 12:49 PM

chit man I can't keep us with the ROR bribe total. Someone sumarize so I can put it in the opening post.

**Pestilence** · 12-09-2009, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

I carry a fairly large rep stick myself...

The next 10 voters for ROR will receive a slap from my Peter North Rep Stick and 25,000 dollars in Casino Cash. You have to PM me afterwards though so I can track it.
Posted via Mobile Device

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

I'll toss in $100,000 and a whack with my "little bit bigger than average" rep stick.....for the next 10 voters for ROR.

PM Gonzo...and then PM me to get your cash.

There you go BRC.

For every ROR vote......the voter will receive.

$25,000 CS and 1 rep - Gonzo
$100,000 CS and 1 rep - Pestilence

**Bearcat** · 12-09-2009, 12:57 PM

Oh yeah, I still need to vote, and it's getting pretty close.... but who....

WHO?

LTL · 12-09-2009, 12:57 PM

I just voted for ROR, don't worry about the casino cash with me, haven't done anything in the casino. Save it and add it on for bribe later on.

**Gonzo** · 12-09-2009, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

You rang?

His price is around the 5 mil range.

I'm thinking for that price, it would have to be a tying vote.
Your thoughts?

**Gonzo** · 12-09-2009, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

There you go BRC.

For every ROR vote......the voter will receive.

$25,000 CS and 1 rep - Gonzo
$100,000 CS and 1 rep - Pestilence

plus 150,000 and 1 rep from Flopnuts...

**Pestilence** · 12-09-2009, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

His price is around the 5 mil range.

I'm thinking for that price, it would have to be a tying vote.
Your thoughts?

$5 million for one ****ing vote? I find ROR funny....but not THAT funny.

**Gonzo** · 12-09-2009, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat

Oh yeah, I still need to vote, and it's getting pretty close.... but who....

WHO?

Name your price. So far you will receive 225k and 3 reps...

What else you looking for?

**Pestilence** · 12-09-2009, 01:06 PM

The next 5 votes for ROR.....I'll up my offer to $200,000 in casino cash.

So if you vote for ROR....you'll get $375,000 in casino cash....and 3 reps.

**Bearcat** · 12-09-2009, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

Name your price. So far you will receive 225k and 3 reps...

What else you looking for?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

The next 5 votes for ROR.....I'll up my offer to $200,000 in casino cash.

So if you vote for ROR....you'll get $375,000 in casino cash....and 3 reps.

BossChief is offering $350,000 and beer, and at least 1 rep.

I'm sure you would be willing to bump that up to at least $500,000.... but we'll have to give BossChief a chance to counter.

It's a tight race, and each vote counts... no need to rush into anything here.

CaliforniaChief · 12-09-2009, 01:17 PM

How much do I get for apologizing for being a dumbass and voting early for BossChief?

**BigRedChief** · 12-09-2009, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief

How much do I get for apologizing for being a dumbass and voting early for BossChief?

we all have lessons to learn in life.

**Kyle DeLexus** · 12-09-2009, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief

How much do I get for apologizing for being a dumbass and voting early for BossChief?

The going rate is what I just sent you

View Poll Results: Who's thew King of the Noobs?
BossChief	73	41.48%
JD10367	27	15.34%
Raised on Riots	76	43.18%
Voters: 176. You may not vote on this poll

12-05-2009, 10:42 PM
BigRedChief Brainwashed Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Swims with fishes Casino cash: $2264562	*2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs Final Vote Thread* (with NSFW pics) You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If its one vote or 100, this vote is final. One poster has more than votes than the other two posters, we have a winner. This poll will close on Thrusday at 12:44 pm and a winner declared. In the event of a tie, we will have another playoff poll between the posters that are tied at the end of this round. No write-in votes, no other options in the poll. All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. All pledged bribes and graft in the previous rounds of voting is not valid for this thread. All graft and bribes must be new to this thread. Previous promises of graft can be promised again here, but the prmoisee will no longer be obligated to previous bribes and graft. Known bribes: BossChief: If BossChief wins he will provide $75 worth of beer at the next planet bash...if BossChief ends up doubling the second place votes, an additional $50 of burnt ends will be given to the planet bash. If you refer a voter and they vote for BossChief you get $100K in casino cash. BossChief is offering $350,000 in casino cash for every vote. Skip Towne will positive rep any voter who votes for BossChief Raised on Riots: Every ROR vote gets $25,000 CS and 1 rep from Gonzo and $400,000 CS and 1 rep from Pestilence. Phobia is offering $1.5 million in casino cash for every vote for Raised on Riots. Mr. Flopnuts is paying $150K for the next 5 votes. posted 11:50 central time Phobia will add a rep to future voters of RoR a mighty whack of the 14,345 rep stick. The 2008-2009 King of the N00bs nomination thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158 Time to vote for the 2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs thread http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=219232&page=6 Previous honorees: 2007 King of the Noobs = Crazy Coffey 2006 King of the N00bs = Bill Parcells (Now D2112) 2005 King of the Noobs = Fax Last edited by BigRedChief; 12-10-2009 at 11:32 AM..
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12-09-2009, 12:49 PM	#243
BigRedChief Brainwashed Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Swims with fishes Casino cash: $2264562	chit man I can't keep us with the ROR bribe total. Someone sumarize so I can put it in the opening post. __________________ "Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do." Benjamin Franklin
Posts: 37,850

12-09-2009, 12:57 PM	#245
Bearcat Rock Chalk Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Kansas City Casino cash: $3522311	Oh yeah, I still need to vote, and it's getting pretty close.... but who.... WHO?
Posts: 24,698

12-09-2009, 12:57 PM	#246
LTL Starter Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Tulsa Ok Casino cash: $1776	I just voted for ROR, don't worry about the casino cash with me, haven't done anything in the casino. Save it and add it on for bribe later on.
Posts: 259

12-09-2009, 01:06 PM	#251
Pestilence Wanna go for a ride? Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nor-Cal Casino cash: $77568892	The next 5 votes for ROR.....I'll up my offer to $200,000 in casino cash. So if you vote for ROR....you'll get $375,000 in casino cash....and 3 reps.
Posts: 36,488

12-09-2009, 01:17 PM	#253
CaliforniaChief Thank You Clark! Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: So Cal Casino cash: $7702531	How much do I get for apologizing for being a dumbass and voting early for BossChief? __________________ "Chiefs fans aren’t having it." -Jason Whitlock
Posts: 9,122

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