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Old 12-05-2009, 10:42 PM  
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***2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs Final Vote Thread*** (with NSFW pics)

You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If its one vote or 100, this vote is final. One poster has more than votes than the other two posters, we have a winner.

This poll will close on Thrusday at 12:44 pm and a winner declared. In the event of a tie, we will have another playoff poll between the posters that are tied at the end of this round.

No write-in votes, no other options in the poll.

All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. All pledged bribes and graft in the previous rounds of voting is not valid for this thread. All graft and bribes must be new to this thread. Previous promises of graft can be promised again here, but the prmoisee will no longer be obligated to previous bribes and graft.

Known bribes:

BossChief:
If BossChief wins he will provide $75 worth of beer at the next planet bash...if BossChief ends up doubling the second place votes, an additional $50 of burnt ends will be given to the planet bash.

If you refer a voter and they vote for BossChief you get $100K in casino cash.

BossChief is offering $350,000 in casino cash for every vote.

Skip Towne will positive rep any voter who votes for BossChief


Raised on Riots:

Every ROR vote gets $25,000 CS and 1 rep from Gonzo and $400,000 CS and 1 rep from Pestilence.

Phobia is offering $1.5 million in casino cash for every vote for Raised on Riots.

Mr. Flopnuts is paying $150K for the next 5 votes. posted 11:50 central time

Phobia will add a rep to future voters of RoR a mighty whack of the 14,345 rep stick.


The 2008-2009 King of the N00bs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158

Time to vote for the 2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs thread
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=219232&page=6

Previous honorees:
2007 King of the Noobs = Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the N00bs = Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 King of the Noobs = Fax

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Old 12-10-2009, 10:43 PM   #601
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Old 12-10-2009, 10:44 PM   #602
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I don't know who the mod is playing with the poll but the ROR vote total was 68 - the 8 dup account votes admitted to be created by Pestilence = 60 real votes for ROR. Then all of a sudden before the deadline he gets 16 votes within 1 mintue and all at once.
Shenniagans.

ROR has conceded the race most gracefully.

BossChief is the Winner and is here tofore declared the 2008 -2009 ChiefsPlanet "King of the N00bs"!
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If it's effective, who are you, me, or anybody else to call it abuse? I worked with a guy back in Moberly who would shove a finger up his son's ass each time he had anything worse than a C on his report card. If he came home with 2 D's and an F, that's 3 fingers (and this was a big dude). Does that sound hideous and disgusting? Absolutely. Did the kid ever get anything worse than a C after this rule was implemented? Not a chance.

I'm not saying it's morally right or wrong, but does it make the child because of it? Think about that for a second.
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Old 12-10-2009, 10:57 PM   #603
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SHENANIGANS!!

It was a good run guys! Sry u didn't win ROR... but the support u got from some of us should show u how much of an asset u are to the CP community. U may have started off a little rough, but have proven to be a great addition to the board.

To JD... where in the hell were u during all of this? I have followed ur posts throughout the year and think ur one hell of an addition as well. Although ur posts do become long winded at times, u get ur point across and have one hell of a sense of humor.

Last, but certainly not least... to the winner, BossChief. Although I haven't paid much attention to ur posts, this thread has brought out ur humor and charisma. Congrats on the win!

That is it. Good night everyone!
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Old 12-10-2009, 11:08 PM   #604
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SHENANIGANS!!

It was a good run guys! Sry u didn't win ROR... but the support u got from some of us should show u how much of an asset u are to the CP community. U may have started off a little rough, but have proven to be a great addition to the board.

To JD... where in the hell were u during all of this? I have followed ur posts throughout the year and think ur one hell of an addition as well. Although ur posts do become long winded at times, u get ur point across and have one hell of a sense of humor.

Last, but certainly not least... to the winner, BossChief. Although I haven't paid much attention to ur posts, this thread has brought out ur humor and charisma. Congrats on the win!

That is it. Good night everyone!
Perhaps there is no bigger winner in all this than you, Lumpy.

Congratulations on maintaining your modesty. Were you a double agent?
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Old 12-10-2009, 11:10 PM   #605
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Congratulations on maintaining your modesty. Were you a double agent?
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Old 12-11-2009, 06:26 AM   #606
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If it's effective, who are you, me, or anybody else to call it abuse? I worked with a guy back in Moberly who would shove a finger up his son's ass each time he had anything worse than a C on his report card. If he came home with 2 D's and an F, that's 3 fingers (and this was a big dude). Does that sound hideous and disgusting? Absolutely. Did the kid ever get anything worse than a C after this rule was implemented? Not a chance.

I'm not saying it's morally right or wrong, but does it make the child because of it? Think about that for a second.
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Old 12-11-2009, 09:18 AM   #607
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Old 12-11-2009, 09:26 AM   #608
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Old 12-11-2009, 05:05 PM   #609
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If it's effective, who are you, me, or anybody else to call it abuse? I worked with a guy back in Moberly who would shove a finger up his son's ass each time he had anything worse than a C on his report card. If he came home with 2 D's and an F, that's 3 fingers (and this was a big dude). Does that sound hideous and disgusting? Absolutely. Did the kid ever get anything worse than a C after this rule was implemented? Not a chance.

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Old 12-11-2009, 05:07 PM   #610
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I would think this is a no brainer. A thread of the Planet being...well the Planet~
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Old 12-11-2009, 05:08 PM   #611
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We'll need the bewbs. ROR won the poll. That was the deal.
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Old 12-11-2009, 05:14 PM   #612
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Gonzo. Paging Gonzo.
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Old 12-11-2009, 05:36 PM   #613
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Gonzo. Paging Gonzo.
Who said anything about bewb pics? I stated it would be a "revealing" pic, chosen and posted by Gonzo if ROR won... which he did not. So, there.
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Old 12-11-2009, 05:45 PM   #614
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Im still confused as to how RoR didn't win. Do we know for fact, they were dupe accts, and if so, how?
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Im still confused as to how RoR didn't win. Do we know for fact, they were dupe accts, and if so, how?
Do your homework n00b....

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