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Old 12-05-2009, 10:42 PM  
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***2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs Final Vote Thread*** (with NSFW pics)

You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If its one vote or 100, this vote is final. One poster has more than votes than the other two posters, we have a winner.

This poll will close on Thrusday at 12:44 pm and a winner declared. In the event of a tie, we will have another playoff poll between the posters that are tied at the end of this round.

No write-in votes, no other options in the poll.

All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. All pledged bribes and graft in the previous rounds of voting is not valid for this thread. All graft and bribes must be new to this thread. Previous promises of graft can be promised again here, but the prmoisee will no longer be obligated to previous bribes and graft.

Known bribes:

BossChief:
If BossChief wins he will provide $75 worth of beer at the next planet bash...if BossChief ends up doubling the second place votes, an additional $50 of burnt ends will be given to the planet bash.

If you refer a voter and they vote for BossChief you get $100K in casino cash.

BossChief is offering $350,000 in casino cash for every vote.

Skip Towne will positive rep any voter who votes for BossChief


Raised on Riots:

Every ROR vote gets $25,000 CS and 1 rep from Gonzo and $400,000 CS and 1 rep from Pestilence.

Phobia is offering $1.5 million in casino cash for every vote for Raised on Riots.

Mr. Flopnuts is paying $150K for the next 5 votes. posted 11:50 central time

Phobia will add a rep to future voters of RoR a mighty whack of the 14,345 rep stick.


The 2008-2009 King of the N00bs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158

Time to vote for the 2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs thread
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=219232&page=6

Previous honorees:
2007 King of the Noobs = Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the N00bs = Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 King of the Noobs = Fax

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Old 12-11-2009, 05:51 PM   #616
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Im still confused as to how RoR didn't win. Do we know for fact, they were dupe accts, and if so, how?
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Old 12-11-2009, 05:53 PM   #617
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Im still confused as to how RoR didn't win. Do we know for fact, they were dupe accts, and if so, how?
IT'S STILL A MYSTERY!!! OH NOES!11!1!!!!1!ONE!!1ELEVENTY!!
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Old 12-11-2009, 05:54 PM   #618
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IT'S STILL A MYSTERY!!! OH NOES!11!1!!!!1!ONE!!1ELEVENTY!!
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Old 12-11-2009, 05:55 PM   #619
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Old 12-11-2009, 05:59 PM   #620
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Ah. Makes sense. I missed out on that.
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Old 12-11-2009, 06:09 PM   #621
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Ah. Makes sense. I missed out on that.
Also a mod added in 16 votes 2 minutes before the vote became official. ROR's total was actually 60 votes.
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If it's effective, who are you, me, or anybody else to call it abuse? I worked with a guy back in Moberly who would shove a finger up his son's ass each time he had anything worse than a C on his report card. If he came home with 2 D's and an F, that's 3 fingers (and this was a big dude). Does that sound hideous and disgusting? Absolutely. Did the kid ever get anything worse than a C after this rule was implemented? Not a chance.

I'm not saying it's morally right or wrong, but does it make the child because of it? Think about that for a second.
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Old 12-11-2009, 06:26 PM   #622
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Also a mod added in 16 votes 2 minutes before the vote became official. ROR's total was actually 60 votes.
and how do you know that?

I'm sure I wasn't the only one who waited until the last minute.
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Old 12-11-2009, 06:30 PM   #623
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So, I have a question:

BRC, you said earlier in this thread that I could do whatever I want to with the title...since I am the 2008-2009 king, can I appoint the 2008 title to ROR officially and still keep the 2009 title for myself so that it is made right?

ROR has fully redeemed himself and no longer deserves to have that blackeye on his resume'.
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Old 12-11-2009, 06:45 PM   #624
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So, I have a question:

BRC, you said earlier in this thread that I could do whatever I want to with the title...since I am the 2008-2009 king, can I appoint the 2008 title to ROR officially and still keep the 2009 title for myself so that it is made right?

ROR has fully redeemed himself and no longer deserves to have that blackeye on his resume'.
ROR reformed himself in 2009. But, thats not the point.

The community was really clear that they didn't want a 2008 n00b declared. To allow you to declare a 2008 King would not be in keeping with "the will of the people". Give him your title but there can't be a 2008 only n00b.
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If it's effective, who are you, me, or anybody else to call it abuse? I worked with a guy back in Moberly who would shove a finger up his son's ass each time he had anything worse than a C on his report card. If he came home with 2 D's and an F, that's 3 fingers (and this was a big dude). Does that sound hideous and disgusting? Absolutely. Did the kid ever get anything worse than a C after this rule was implemented? Not a chance.

I'm not saying it's morally right or wrong, but does it make the child because of it? Think about that for a second.
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Old 12-11-2009, 06:46 PM   #625
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and how do you know that?

I'm sure I wasn't the only one who waited until the last minute.
n00b, please.....
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Old 12-11-2009, 07:06 PM   #626
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ROR reformed himself in 2009. But, thats not the point.

The community was really clear that they didn't want a 2008 n00b declared. To allow you to declare a 2008 King would not be in keeping with "the will of the people". Give him your title but there can't be a 2008 only n00b.
Yeah, I'm gonna' say 24 over 19 can't realistically be classified as "really clear", but that's just me I suppose.
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Old 12-11-2009, 07:15 PM   #628
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Old 12-11-2009, 07:24 PM   #629
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Yeah, I'm gonna' say 24 over 19 can't realistically be classified as "really clear", but that's just me I suppose.
This isn't recreational liittle league basesball. Everyone doesn't get a trophy.
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Old 12-11-2009, 07:47 PM   #630
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This isn't recreational liittle league basesball. Everyone doesn't get a trophy.
Not to give anyone shit, (if this is your thing) but I can't think of anything lamer than this. I'll be damned if my boy plays "everyone wins" sports.
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