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Old 02-16-2010, 01:53 PM  
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-- How do you cope w/ your 'Swamp-Ass' issue?

Yeah, say you go out on a Friday night and forget to powder up your butthole. How do you maintain or reachieve that freshness? Do you gamble (assuming you probably won't score, anyway?)

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Do you carry around wet-naps? Do you try that ax deodorant spray?

Or, is it such a rare occurance that it's pointless to care that you smell like asshole?


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Old 02-16-2010, 01:54 PM   #2
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Old 02-16-2010, 01:54 PM   #3
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Old 02-16-2010, 01:56 PM   #4
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Old 02-16-2010, 01:58 PM   #5
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Old 02-16-2010, 02:00 PM   #6
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Oh I'm sure it will be, but still kinda creepy. I actually think I might know that guy, looks like a friend of mine's brother.
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Old 02-16-2010, 02:01 PM   #7
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Old 02-16-2010, 02:02 PM   #8
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Old 02-16-2010, 02:03 PM   #9
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Old 02-16-2010, 02:04 PM   #10
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Old 02-16-2010, 02:06 PM   #11
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Old 02-16-2010, 02:10 PM   #12
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Old 02-16-2010, 02:12 PM   #14
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