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View Poll Results: Round 1, Heat 1: Vote for the FIVE best smells on this list.
Guava 5 7.58%
Meat on a smoker 52 78.79%
Wet grass 30 45.45%
Play Dough 8 12.12%
Corn on the cob with melted butter 27 40.91%
Puppies 18 27.27%
Cypress wood chips after a rainstorm 32 48.48%
New car 34 51.52%
Grilled hamburgers and hot dogs 42 63.64%
Arrowhead stadium parking lot on game day (tailgating) 42 63.64%
None of these smells do it for me 1 1.52%
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Old 04-17-2010, 03:46 PM  
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Smellympics: Round 1, Heat 1

Okay, the Chiefsplanet Smellympics is about to begin.

We have 140 candidates for the best smell in the world.* Note that many of the smells may be variants of other smells on the list, but I figured that if something is slightly different due to a different combination, I'll keep them both.

We'll run 14 Round 1 heats on a semi-daily schedule, and the smells that finish in the top half of each heat will move to Round 2 (70 smells). Same thing there to cut it to 35, again to get to 16, then to 8, 4, 2, and we'll crown a champion from there. In each round I'll randomly shuffle the candidates.

Each heat will stay up for a minimum of two days, including one weekday. (A lot will depend on my schedule, too.)

So put on your smelling hats and get to work. Poll forthcoming if you're downwind.










*Perfumes and colognes have been eliminated from the competition since they serve no other purpose. Edited from 141 to 140 since I had one smell double-listed.

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Old 04-17-2010, 03:54 PM   #2
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Arrowhead
Meat on a smoker
corn
wood chips after rainstorm
grilled burgers

This should be renamed the meat domination poll.

I'd bet anything Arrowhead wins this contest. It'll come down to Arrowhead and vagina.
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Old 04-17-2010, 03:55 PM   #3
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Old 04-17-2010, 03:56 PM   #4
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I hope pot made this list. It definitely should have.
Yeah, before it is smoked, it is one of the best smelling things in the world.

Sometimes I wish I could get nose implants of that smell.
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Old 04-17-2010, 04:00 PM   #5
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If it was suggested and does not emanate from rectal area, it will be on the list. Marijuana (sigh) is on the list both pre-smoked and in the smoking phase.
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Old 04-17-2010, 04:11 PM   #6
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If it was suggested and does not emanate from rectal area, it will be on the list. Marijuana (sigh) is on the list both pre-smoked and in the smoking phase.
That's all I needed to know. I have voted.
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Old 04-17-2010, 04:12 PM   #7
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Yeah, before it is smoked, it is one of the best smelling things in the world.

Sometimes I wish I could get nose implants of that smell.
I know a few India Pale Ales that smell like weed.
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Old 04-17-2010, 04:19 PM   #8
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I'm one of only two people that voted for Guava? What's wrong with you people?
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I'm one of only two people that voted for Guava? What's wrong with you people?
it's a tough heat
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I'm one of only two people that voted for Guava? What's wrong with you people?
This is Chiefsplanet. Meat trumps everything but sex and football.
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This is Chiefsplanet. Meat trumps everything but sex and football.
LOL, my other 4 votes were the meats and the tailgating, and I've never even been to Arrowhead.

Oops, I voted for new car.
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VagIna smells good but every now and then you run across one that's a little tainted.
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Bugeater's expose on new car smells had an impact. It's dropped out of the top five in the short time since that post.
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