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View Poll Results: Who is your favorite drafturbator?
Mecca 17 17.00%
OnTheWarpath58 12 12.00%
Hamas Jenkins 24 24.00%
DaneMcCloud 12 12.00%
DeezNutz 11 11.00%
I don't like any of these vile, caustic bastards (true fan option) 24 24.00%
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Old 04-19-2010, 05:04 PM  
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Who is your favorite drafturbator?

With the NFL draft just a few days away, I thought I would take a moment to recognize Chiefsplanet's finest, the drafturbators.

Who are the drafturbators?

It's widely accepted that they include the following rogues:

Mecca
OnTheWarpath58
Hamas Jenkins
DaneMcCloud
DeezNutz

Over the years, and especially the last few months, we've learned a lot from the drafturbators. Mostly, we've learned that everyone now associated with the Chiefs and their drafting process sucks balls, until proven otherwise. If you remember, it was just one year ago that they tabbed Tyson Jackson and Matt Cassel as failures before they had even taken one snap as Chiefs. Not only did they hold to that for 8 months (and continue to do so), they did it with such ferocity that they left a path of destruction in their wake the likes of which Chiefsplanet has never seen before.

What's going on this year? If you've been living under a rock, the drafturbator credo holds this season that the Chiefs must select either Jimmy Clausen or Eric Berry with their first pick. Picking anyone else or trading down either results in total epic failure or some degree of disgruntled tolerance.

The difference this season is that there is a clear and logical course of action for the Chiefs at the fifth pick. Picking Berry or Clausen out from the rest of the pack isn't a hard decision. Last year the waters were far murkier, with no one really sure if the Chiefs should take Aaron Curry, trade down, or reach for a player.

The end result is that if the Chiefs don't take Berry or Clausen and do something stupid, like drafting an offensive tackle, we can probably expect an even MORE severe backlash from the drafturbators Thursday night! The Tyson Jackson reaction could end up looking like a minor spat in comparison.

History could be made!

So let's sit back and take a moment to recognize what the drafturbators do for Chiefsplanet. This Thursday they take the stage in primetime! Who's your favorite?
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Old 04-19-2010, 05:10 PM   #2
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eh, none of them have yet perfected the 'dead hand' technique of drafturbating. none of the above.
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Old 04-19-2010, 05:10 PM   #3
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GoChiefs has an LT sized boner for these guys that like to throw their weight around. I think I have everyone of them on my ignore list.
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Old 04-19-2010, 05:12 PM   #4
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Old 04-19-2010, 05:12 PM   #5
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MahiMike has us all ignored....that now explains why his posts are filled with rampant stupidity.

I also wonder if I should vote for myself, I mean I shouldn't like myself to much right?
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Old 04-19-2010, 05:12 PM   #6
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Hamas is by far my favorite. The way he articulates the yearly draft douchebaggery is epic.
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Old 04-19-2010, 05:12 PM   #7
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Old 04-19-2010, 05:13 PM   #8
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MahiMike has us all ignored....that now explains why his posts are filled with rampant stupidity.

I also wonder if I should vote for myself, I mean I shouldn't like myself to much right?
that's why you didn't get my vote: to/too/two.
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Old 04-19-2010, 05:13 PM   #9
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Old 04-19-2010, 05:14 PM   #10
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Old 04-19-2010, 05:14 PM   #11
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Old 04-19-2010, 05:16 PM   #12
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Old 04-19-2010, 05:16 PM   #13
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where is the multiple choice option? i like deez dane and hamas just fine
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Old 04-19-2010, 05:18 PM   #14
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GoChiefs has an LT sized boner for these guys that like to throw their weight around. I think I have everyone of them on my ignore list.
I've had my battles with the drafturbators. Most notable Dane and Mecca.
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Old 04-19-2010, 05:19 PM   #15
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so on one hand Gochiefs talks shit about the draftubators and on the other he labels "true fan" along with all the newly invented labels that go along with it.

where is the "let's all gang up on gochiefs" option?
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