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Old 12-12-2001, 08:41 PM  
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It's been real...

It is with some sadness and a smidgen of emotion that Bob Dole posts this thread, but after hours of internal conflict and a soul-searching tug-of-war, Bob Dole feels the time has come.

It's unusual that one finds himself attached in this way--it's not typical behavior. Sure, we find ourselves in relationships frequently, but this one was unique.

It felt so good at first. It was a relief, actually. Just to let it out and not worry about what anyone else thought. Just to be Bob Dole's self. An outlet for everything pent up inside.

Then it began to stink. And the longer it went on, the more overwhelming the stench. Then others started to notice, but nobody commented. They were kind and considerate and kept their thoughts to themselves at first, but eventually the truth had to be told. Action had to be taken.

It's been effecting everyone in the house today, so Bob Dole made the decision and thought it fitting to share.

Bob Dole named it Curly before he left. The longest cable Bob Dole has ever laid. He put up a fight as he swirled and swirled toward his final resting place, but eventually he broke apart and surrendered. He was Bob Dole's favorite turd and he will be missed.
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Old 12-12-2001, 08:44 PM   #2
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Old 12-12-2001, 08:44 PM   #3
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Let me guess when ya' got the idea for this one...
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Old 12-12-2001, 08:45 PM   #4
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Old 12-12-2001, 08:46 PM   #5
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There's been an awfull lot of crap on the board today . This appears to be the best of the lot. :cool:
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Old 12-12-2001, 08:46 PM   #6
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Thanks for sharing Bob...I'm sure you put a lot of hard work and effort into it...and for that, you should be commended.

...and I think it might be about time for me to sign off tonight...


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Old 12-12-2001, 08:50 PM   #7
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My deepest and most heart-felt condolances on your loss, Bob.

Perhaps your lost friend will manifest his prescense in the odd, lingering fart....
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Old 12-12-2001, 08:54 PM   #8
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Goodbye, Curly.
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Old 12-12-2001, 09:02 PM   #9
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Old 12-12-2001, 09:02 PM   #10
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Old 12-12-2001, 09:03 PM   #11
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Old 12-12-2001, 09:03 PM   #12
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Literally ROTFLMSAO!!!! That is just too much!


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Old 12-12-2001, 09:08 PM   #13
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Alas, the best part of you has gone away....
Something makes me think that Bob Dole lives a charmed life, and is probably full of potential Curly's right now....

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Old 12-12-2001, 09:09 PM   #14
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This looks interesting--

I just printed it out.


I'll give you a review in a bit, I'll read it as I drop the boys off at the pool.
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Old 12-12-2001, 09:10 PM   #15
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ROTFLMSAO??

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