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Old 04-25-2010, 12:25 PM  
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women who just got out of "bad" relationships

This weekend, I met 5 women who all told me they just got out of "bad" relationships. Where do I go to meet women who just got out of "good" relationships? LOL

The funeral home?
Getting let out of prison?
The Maury Povich show (after it is announced he is NOT the father)?
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Old 04-25-2010, 12:33 PM   #2
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Old 04-25-2010, 12:36 PM   #3
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Does anyone ever say:

"I just got out of this really great relationship"

If it was good, they would still be in it right?
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Old 04-25-2010, 12:40 PM   #4
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you just met 1/2 my old girlfriends
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Old 04-25-2010, 12:44 PM   #5
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Old 04-25-2010, 12:47 PM   #6
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They use that as an excuse to not to be with you, or as a way to garner your attention.
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Old 04-25-2010, 01:12 PM   #7
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Does anyone ever say:

"I just got out of this really great relationship"

If it was good, they would still be in it right?
Thats what I was thinking

I figured they could just as easily say "I am single" to get their point across, but they all want to emphasize the fact that the last relationship they were in was "bad."

I usually followup with a reply to throw them off like, "So your last one-night stand didn't satisfy you, huh?"

Honestly, I could give a damn how horrible her ex was, but women must think I do.
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Old 04-25-2010, 01:22 PM   #8
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Women are all about the drama. They like to be the victim. If they got dumped, it was a bad relationship. If they did the dumping, it was a bad relationship. If they didn't get to go to the restaurant they craved, it was a bad relationship. Get used to it or start dating really big girls.
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Old 04-25-2010, 01:28 PM   #9
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start dating really big girls.

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Old 04-25-2010, 01:32 PM   #10
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Women are all about the drama. They like to be the victim. If they got dumped, it was a bad relationship. If they did the dumping, it was a bad relationship. If they didn't get to go to the restaurant they craved, it was a bad relationship. Get used to it or start dating really big girls.
I figured big girls would just tell me they just got out of big bad relationships.

I'd really have to cry wolf on that one.
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Old 04-25-2010, 01:33 PM   #11
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Good women in good relationships are usually still in them.

The available ones, especially recently available ones, aren't going to say they were dumped by a great guy.
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Old 04-25-2010, 01:40 PM   #12
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Old 04-25-2010, 01:41 PM   #13
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Old 04-25-2010, 01:45 PM   #14
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Women are all about the drama. They like to be the victim. If they got dumped, it was a bad relationship. If they did the dumping, it was a bad relationship. If they didn't get to go to the restaurant they craved, it was a bad relationship. Get used to it or start dating really big girls.
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Old 04-25-2010, 01:46 PM   #15
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You can always troll the high school parking lots. Every year, you get older, but they stay the same.
You do know that college campuses have parking lots? And they usually come with a lot less jail time.
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