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Old 06-19-2010, 02:20 PM  
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So... a N.C. man calls 911 after he sees a blonde bigfoot messing with his dogs

Okay, that's interesting. They think he may have been drinking. His ultra slow southern accent does not help his cause.

I have been drunk more times than I can possibly count. I have never "seen things."

When drinking have you ever seen pink elephants or the like?

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Beautiful blonde hair and six fingers

http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/ar...gfoot/19518628

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Old 06-19-2010, 02:21 PM   #2
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Old 06-19-2010, 02:31 PM   #3
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That guy was doing more than drinking!
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Old 06-19-2010, 02:33 PM   #4
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Old 06-19-2010, 02:35 PM   #5
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Was it those times you thought you saw the child support checks?
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Old 06-19-2010, 02:36 PM   #6
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Old 06-19-2010, 02:38 PM   #7
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Would it be "bigfoots" or "bigfeet"? I'd hate to get it wrong.

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Old 06-19-2010, 02:42 PM   #8
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Old 06-19-2010, 02:51 PM   #9
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Old 06-19-2010, 03:31 PM   #10
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Old 06-19-2010, 03:34 PM   #11
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Old 06-19-2010, 03:49 PM   #12
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Old 06-19-2010, 03:53 PM   #13
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I guess there is the possiblity that people need the police to show up with out telling them the real reason
Such as, a blond bigfoot=I sold a guy meth that made his wife go blind and he wants to kill me
or maybe wanting a piece of the tourist dolllars that won't go the coast
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Old 06-19-2010, 03:59 PM   #14
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Old 06-19-2010, 04:17 PM   #15
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