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Old 06-19-2010, 05:42 PM  
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my friend is making my other friend's girlfriend rage on facebook by arguing with her about how Twilight is the dumbest shit ever
so I created Twilight for Men.
government scientist fused DNA with Hayden P. and Mila Kunis to create the hottest woman ever with big titties and a nice ass, and she's all over my dick but it turns out she's a pirate and I'm like "omg but I want to be a pirate" and she's all naked near me and shit and I'm like "you're the most perfect thing ever" ... See Moreand she's like "I know, now **** me"
and then all the sudden it turns out the government actually made someone else who was fused from the DNA of Kristen Bell and Elisha Cuthbert and she shows up and is like "what the **** but I want your dick more." and I'm like "D:"
and then the Kristen and Elisha fusion is like "OH AND IM A NINJA SHITYEAH" and I'm like "FUUUUUUUUUUUCK NINJAS VS PIRATE" and then this was my face when they were fighting a war near me " :O "
with none of them wearing shirts oh and they all have super nice tits and are not fat at all and are the most perfect looking women ever and then they all want my dick so bad it's hard for me to choose and also whether I want to be a Ninja or Pirate it's a very tough decision.
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Old 06-19-2010, 07:17 PM   #2
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Old 06-19-2010, 09:31 PM   #3
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Dane, are you reading this? I smell an Oscar...
Really? I was just smelling fish....
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Old 06-19-2010, 11:48 PM   #4
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