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Old 07-15-2010, 07:16 PM  
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Critter Removal

Got some critters that have eaten some of the stuff I planted in the garden this year. They kind of look like groundhogs, but I'm not sure.


I don't want to kill them, would prefer to convince them to move elsewhere.

If I can't convince them to move, I am willing to do what it takes.

I hate those bastards.

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Old 07-15-2010, 07:17 PM   #2
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I've never understood people's hangup with killing useless animals.
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Old 07-15-2010, 07:17 PM   #3
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If you don't want to kill them I suggest live traps....then relocate them.
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Old 07-15-2010, 07:18 PM   #4
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Old 07-15-2010, 08:18 PM   #5
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Old 07-15-2010, 08:21 PM   #6
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I have farm ground for miles in every direction and have alway lived by the rule what happens there is nature's business. But the first time nature moves onto my ground that's another story. I killed a rabbit on a dead run at 50 yards with a .410 the other day.

That being said buy a live trap. They're sold at your local farm store.
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Old 07-15-2010, 08:28 PM   #7
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Old 07-15-2010, 08:50 PM   #8
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I have farm ground for miles in every direction and have alway lived by the rule what happens there is nature's business. But the first time nature moves onto my ground that's another story. I killed a rabbit on a dead run at 50 yards with a .410 the other day.

That being said buy a live trap. They're sold at your local farm store.
You must have scared him to death!
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Old 07-15-2010, 08:51 PM   #9
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Old 07-15-2010, 09:48 PM   #10
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Old 07-15-2010, 09:49 PM   #11
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Old 07-15-2010, 11:09 PM   #12
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Old 07-15-2010, 11:11 PM   #13
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Old 07-16-2010, 12:19 AM   #14
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According to the television, some hunters have mastered wildlife calls they use to attract certain animals, Mr. Dinny Blues. Like, for example, there's this one guy on TV who vocalizes the sound of a female turkey who wants to get laid real, real bad. Then, there's this other guy who, in order to attract wolves and coyotes, makes a sound exactly like a teeny-tiny, little, baby rabbit with a terrible rash and his back leg caught in a garbage disposal.

Anyhow, I was thinking that if people can make sounds that attract animals, why can't they make sounds that will totally freak animals out and make them scatter for the deep woods to hide and cower and tremble with fear. Maybe the sound of a gopher being castrated with some pliers or the sound that a prairie dog makes when he has a sand wedge rammed up his ass. If you could master one of those wildlife calls, I think your problems would be solved.

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Old 07-16-2010, 12:21 AM   #15
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I've never understood people's hangup with killing useless animals.
You are supposed to buy a animal release kit asshole. Even with flys and natures beautiful insects. Do not swat that fly. Please contact Peta they can supply you with a critter release kit. You'll be so happy you'll cry when you see rainbows and shit out tulips.
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