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Old 08-14-2010, 06:44 PM  
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If You Have An Erection That Lasts More Than 4 Hours
Do you actually call a doctor?

Take a lunch break?

Have the wife call some friends to help her out?

Just wonderin'.......

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Old 08-14-2010, 06:46 PM   #2
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Do you actually call a doctor?

Take a lunch break?

Have the wife call some friends to help her out?

Just wonderin'.......

Dinny

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Old 08-14-2010, 06:47 PM   #3
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Old 08-14-2010, 06:50 PM   #4
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Old 08-14-2010, 06:51 PM   #5
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Heck - it never bothered me. I didn't even know it was supposed to be a problem til I saw it on a commercial.

From about 15 to 25 y/o it was pretty much a normal condition.
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Old 08-14-2010, 06:56 PM   #6
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If your erection started with the ensuing kick-off of yesterday's Chiefs-Falcons game, then I say you have a serious problem.

If your erection started with your wife doing housework in the nude, then I say you'll be all right.
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Old 08-14-2010, 07:13 PM   #7
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Old 08-14-2010, 07:36 PM   #8
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Old 08-14-2010, 07:45 PM   #9
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Old 08-14-2010, 07:49 PM   #10
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That's why you go to the hospital. They always have nurses on call. Get enough of them together and let them beat the puke out of it.
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Old 08-14-2010, 07:59 PM   #11
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That's why you go to the hospital. They always have nurses on call. Get enough of them together and let them beat the puke out of it.
they even make bar calls
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Old 08-14-2010, 08:04 PM   #12
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Old 08-15-2010, 07:18 AM   #14
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That's why you go to the hospital. They always have nurses on call. Get enough of them together and let them beat the puke out of it.
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Old 08-15-2010, 07:36 AM   #15
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