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Old 10-06-2010, 07:17 PM  
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My GF wont let me PIIHB anymore

When we first started dating my gf let me PIIHB 1-2 times a week. That was 6 months ago. She hasn't let me for at least two months now, and every time I bring it up she just says no way! She lured me in with PIIHB and now acts like it never happened. She also used to polish the yogurt cannon quite frequently and even let me ATM her sometimes but I cant even get her to do that anymore. She pulled the ol' bait and switch and I don't think I can trust her now.

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Old 10-07-2010, 10:02 AM   #136
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Ahh well, its not like I planned on marrying her.
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Old 10-07-2010, 10:06 AM   #137
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Old 10-07-2010, 10:18 AM   #138
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Old 10-07-2010, 10:25 AM   #139
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I must be the only guy who's not into ****ing girls in the butt.
I am not either. Homo's like to stick it in the ass. That hole was made for use in the bathroom not the bedroom. I don't care if it's a chicks ass, it's a rectum and your penis has no business being shoved in it. That's where shit comes out.
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Old 10-07-2010, 10:28 AM   #140
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I am not either. Homo's like to stick it in the ass. That hole was made for use in the bathroom not the bedroom. I don't care if it's a chicks ass, it's a rectum and your penis has no business being shoved in it. That's where shit comes out.

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Old 10-07-2010, 10:29 AM   #141
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Oh how I wish I could find the message board she's posting her version of this story on....
do a google search for "i'm letting this loser **** me in the ass and he still thinks I'm a chick"
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Old 10-07-2010, 10:31 AM   #142
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and I really, really hope she's seen him post here and lurks...and creates and account....and responds.
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Old 10-07-2010, 10:32 AM   #143
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I am not either. Homo's like to stick it in the ass. That hole was made for use in the bathroom not the bedroom. I don't care if it's a chicks ass, it's a rectum and your penis has no business being shoved in it. That's where shit comes out.
Well.. piss and bloody chunks come out the other hole. It's not like it's all candy and flowers all up in there all the time. It was also made for use in the bathroom.

I think some are letting their homophobia overcome their curiosity of buttplay.
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Old 10-07-2010, 10:34 AM   #144
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Old 10-07-2010, 10:36 AM   #145
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Well.. piss and bloody chunks come out the other hole. It's not like it's all candy and flowers all up in there all the time. It was also made for use in the bathroom.

I think some are letting their homophobia overcome their curiosity of buttplay.
From ATM to posters who would never let their wife degrade herself by giving them a blowjob we have all types here.
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Old 10-07-2010, 10:44 AM   #146
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Well.. piss and bloody chunks come out the other hole. It's not like it's all candy and flowers all up in there all the time. It was also made for use in the bathroom.

I think some are letting their homophobia overcome their curiosity of buttplay.
Yeah, the whole "I AINT GAY!!1" thing is pretty funny. If you're with a girl and you're enjoying yourself, it doesn't matter what you do - you're not gay.
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Old 10-07-2010, 10:45 AM   #147
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Why any man would actually desire to put his penis in his woman's mouth after being in her butt is, thankfully, beyond my understanding.
I would suspect that a fair to large amount of intoxication is going on in those scenarios.

I knew a dude that freakin' lost it and did all kinds of crazy-ass shit. For years, he had been with this super hot, totally normal chick that dumped him for being a lazy twat (she'd been on several TV shows, including 90210 and more).

The next chick he hooked up with was ****ing nuts. They got into all kinds of crazyassed sex, pooping and peeing on each other, peeing in each others mouths - just nasty shit.

Of course, they were doing tons of blow, amphetamines and even a little heroin.

I'm not opposed to anal sex but moment you add the mouth and human waste to the equation, I'm out.
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Old 10-07-2010, 10:46 AM   #148
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I'm not opposed to anal sex but moment you add the mouth and human waste to the equation, I'm out.
Well said, man.
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Old 10-07-2010, 10:49 AM   #150
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Well.. piss and bloody chunks come out the other hole. It's not like it's all candy and flowers all up in there all the time. It was also made for use in the bathroom.

I think some are letting their homophobia overcome their curiosity of buttplay.
Pssst. Girls don't pee out of their vaginas.
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