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Old 10-06-2010, 07:17 PM  
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My GF wont let me PIIHB anymore

When we first started dating my gf let me PIIHB 1-2 times a week. That was 6 months ago. She hasn't let me for at least two months now, and every time I bring it up she just says no way! She lured me in with PIIHB and now acts like it never happened. She also used to polish the yogurt cannon quite frequently and even let me ATM her sometimes but I cant even get her to do that anymore. She pulled the ol' bait and switch and I don't think I can trust her now.

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Old 10-06-2010, 09:54 PM   #76
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Old 10-06-2010, 09:55 PM   #77
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Old 10-06-2010, 09:58 PM   #78
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Old 10-06-2010, 10:01 PM   #79
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Old 10-06-2010, 10:05 PM   #80
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When we first started dating my gf let me PIIHB 1-2 times a week. That was 6 months ago. She hasn't let me for at least two months now, and every time I bring it up she just says no way! She lured me in with PIIHB and now acts like it never happened. She also used to polish the yogurt cannon quite frequently and even let me ATM her sometimes but I cant even get her to do that anymore. She pulled the ol' bait and switch and I don't think I can trust her now.

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Old 10-06-2010, 10:08 PM   #81
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I started off dating this chick and everything was real smooth like...

She'd jerk me off in the back of my Monte Carlo and she was really careful not to get a drop of schlong nectar on my leather Chiefs jacket. Then before you know it, she's shaving my mustache off in my sleep and stealing all the buffalo nickels out of my Planters cashew jar. I cut a slit in the top of the plastic lid so I don't have to pop the top off every time I make a deposit. She used to let me dump a bottle of A1 steak sauce in her twat; then she'd queef it out all over our dinner plates. Boy I tell ya, porkchops never had more flavor! I loved that girl that a sister.

Then she goes and stops doing the fun stuff in the sack. We used to have Taco Bell races. We'd each eat five soft tacos and see who got the squirts quickest. Whoever worked up the bubblegut first got to hover over the other ones mouth and drop a pile of wet, red, cat food consistency ass soft-serve on their tongue!! I guess the loser of this contest was really the winner.

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Old 10-06-2010, 10:09 PM   #82
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Old 10-06-2010, 10:16 PM   #83
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Old 10-06-2010, 10:17 PM   #84
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Pretty much how I've felt about the dude for quite some time now.
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Old 10-06-2010, 10:21 PM   #85
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The only thing this thread lacks is timing. This should have been started on a Friday afternoon after work and a quick stop at the liquor store.
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Old 10-06-2010, 10:24 PM   #86
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Old 10-06-2010, 10:32 PM   #87
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They are usually drawn out... the original post will raise many questions, then about 100 posts in, there will be something like "oh yeah btw, when I mentioned I had no idea why my wife left me in the middle of the night and took the kids with her, I should have mentioned that she found out I've been f***ing her sister for the past 6 months"....... and that right there is good attention whoring.

Time-release attention whoring.

I didn't see it happening this time though. The delivery is definitely off, and it doesn't raise many questions besides the obvious why would she do that?
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Old 10-06-2010, 10:34 PM   #88
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They are usually drawn out... the original post will raise many questions, then about 100 posts in, there will be something like "oh yeah btw, when I mentioned I had no idea why my wife left me in the middle of the night, I should have mentioned that she found out I've been f***ing her sister for the past 6 months"....... and that right there is good attention whoring.

Time-release attention whoring.

I didn't see it happening this time though. The delivery is definitely off, and it doesn't raise many questions besides the obvious why would she do that?
Holy shit, dude. You have really put some thought into this.
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Old 10-06-2010, 10:35 PM   #89
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They are usually drawn out... why would she do that?
Maybe she changed her diet and doesn't like the way she taste anymore.
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