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Old 10-06-2010, 07:17 PM  
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My GF wont let me PIIHB anymore

When we first started dating my gf let me PIIHB 1-2 times a week. That was 6 months ago. She hasn't let me for at least two months now, and every time I bring it up she just says no way! She lured me in with PIIHB and now acts like it never happened. She also used to polish the yogurt cannon quite frequently and even let me ATM her sometimes but I cant even get her to do that anymore. She pulled the ol' bait and switch and I don't think I can trust her now.

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Old 10-07-2010, 12:55 AM   #91
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Old 10-07-2010, 01:09 AM   #92
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In the next 15 minutes, someone needs to pos rep me so that today will be my first 10+ rep(all from different posts) day I think ever.
Now it will more likely be a 20+ neg rep day. Congratulations!
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Old 10-07-2010, 08:14 AM   #93
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Old 10-07-2010, 08:25 AM   #94
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I'm down with ATM. But not with somebody you consider your "girlfriend". That's just ****ed up. If you want to plow a one legged, three eyed Barstool Betty, then fling her own dingleberries down her throat; that's all good. But not somebody you're actually dating.

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Old 10-07-2010, 08:25 AM   #95
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Old 10-07-2010, 08:32 AM   #96
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I really don't care to PIIHB. The deal breaker for me is when she quits giving head.
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Old 10-07-2010, 08:37 AM   #97
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Old 10-07-2010, 08:56 AM   #98
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First off I'm an old fart, and I didn't know what PIIHB meant. So naturally I googled it in and this is what came up. Life My GF wont let me PIIHB anymore - ChiefsPlanet, I think you might want to be careful what you post.
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Old 10-07-2010, 08:59 AM   #99
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I've never had one urge at all, to be an ass violater. That is just ****ing gross. That is what gay people do to have sex, you aren't gay are you?
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Old 10-07-2010, 09:02 AM   #100
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I really don't care to PIIHB. The deal breaker for me is when she quits giving head.
Yeah, it's more trouble than it's worth. It seems like a good idea when you first broach the idea, but then you're usually like, "That probably wasn't a good idea."
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Old 10-07-2010, 09:04 AM   #101
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I've never had one urge at all, to be an ass violater. That is just ****ing gross. That is what gay people do to have sex, you aren't gay are you?
Yeah, but you probably never try anything outside of missionary, right? I've had anal a couple times and I can assure you I'm not attracted to guys at all.

ATM is completely ****ing gross, though, and there's no way any girl does that in real life. How do you even start to approach the subject? There's just no way. Sickening.
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Old 10-07-2010, 09:06 AM   #102
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I wonder what a divorce judge would say if you told him you are divorcing your wife because she doesn't give you head anymore? I would like to read about someone who has actually done that and just giving the truth. I would think that would be acceptable grounds for filing for divorce lol
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Old 10-07-2010, 09:07 AM   #103
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Yeah, but you probably never try anything outside of missionary, right? I've had anal a couple times and I can assure you I'm not attracted to guys at all.

ATM is completely ****ing gross, though, and there's no way any girl does that in real life. How do you even start to approach the subject? There's just no way. Sickening.
There are hundreds of positions outside of missionary that does not involve ****ING SOMEONE IN THE ASS.
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Old 10-07-2010, 09:11 AM   #104
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Old 10-07-2010, 09:11 AM   #105
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There are hundreds of positions outside of missionary that does not involve ****ING SOMEONE IN THE ASS.
LOL, I know, you just sound a little prudish, that's all. If you don't like it, more power to you. The vast majority of girls don't let you do it anyway (in my experience, at least).
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