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Old 10-06-2010, 07:17 PM  
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My GF wont let me PIIHB anymore

When we first started dating my gf let me PIIHB 1-2 times a week. That was 6 months ago. She hasn't let me for at least two months now, and every time I bring it up she just says no way! She lured me in with PIIHB and now acts like it never happened. She also used to polish the yogurt cannon quite frequently and even let me ATM her sometimes but I cant even get her to do that anymore. She pulled the ol' bait and switch and I don't think I can trust her now.

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Old 10-07-2010, 09:13 AM   #106
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And to think I used to feel sorry for you.
Yeah. Nothing like investing time, effort, and energy into someone you now think is nothing more than a ****ing troll.
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Old 10-07-2010, 09:21 AM   #107
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Sounds to me like your girlfriend is trying to develop at least a speck of self respect.
She probably doesn't want to give you a hummer because she doesn't care for the taste of ass. Go figure.
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Old 10-07-2010, 09:21 AM   #108
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I really don't care to PIIHB. The deal breaker for me is when she quits giving head.
Not that I believe this story but ANY sexual hangup should be like a bright neon sign and a siren going off letting you know it's time to get the **** out.
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Old 10-07-2010, 09:23 AM   #109
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You're such a drama queen....working your way up the "biggest doucher" list.
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Old 10-07-2010, 09:25 AM   #110
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Wait until you pull out with poopdick. You will think twice about going there again.

To make it worse, she ATM afterwards. I dumped her after that. =/


At least pornstars douche first.
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Old 10-07-2010, 09:25 AM   #111
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I'm a little shocked that he didn't try to drop the "oohh yeah guys... she just told me the reason. It's because my cock is too big." line.
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Old 10-07-2010, 09:30 AM   #112
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Yeah. Nothing like investing time, effort, and energy into someone you now think is nothing more than a ****ing troll.
I thought a troll was someone that posted threads to insult or start trouble with other members of the forum. I just post to entertain, and every word in my op is true.

And for whoever asked, we never talked about ATM, it just happened. I had mentioned to her before that the best orgasm I ever had was while I was getting head. Ive never in my life been able to get off from a bj, so when I pulled out to unload my population paste she went for it. I guess she didn't want to be outdone by any of my previous conquests.
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Old 10-07-2010, 09:32 AM   #113
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Maybe she's saving the rust-scrunchy for the UPS guy....

Maybe it's your approach
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Old 10-07-2010, 09:36 AM   #114
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Maybe she's saving the rust-scrunchy for the UPS guy....
I am the UPS guy
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Old 10-07-2010, 09:38 AM   #115
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Maybe she's taking THAT to the next level. Search the net under ameture.
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Old 10-07-2010, 09:44 AM   #116
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And you can't handle your box? Weak.
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Old 10-07-2010, 09:45 AM   #117
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Yeah, but you probably never try anything outside of missionary, right? I've had anal a couple times and I can assure you I'm not attracted to guys at all.

ATM is completely ****ing gross, though, and there's no way any girl does that in real life. How do you even start to approach the subject? There's just no way. Sickening.
And even when they do it in porn they give the girls enemas first. Still gross. why give your GF shit breath?
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Old 10-07-2010, 09:47 AM   #118
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Talk to some your co-workers, I'm sure they can show how to handle your box. May be a little DP / TP action in her future.
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Old 10-07-2010, 09:48 AM   #119
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And even when they do it in porn they give the girls enemas first. Still gross. why give your GF shit breath?
Exactly.
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Old 10-07-2010, 09:49 AM   #120
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