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Old 11-03-2010, 06:15 PM  
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How do you tell a girl

So I started seeing this girl a few months ago, and wanted it to be more of a serious relationship so I held off on too much physical stuff. Then the other night the holding out built up and things went crazy. This was fine, however there was one problem, when I ventured down to the southern regions, there was a lack of personal care. We're talking no grooming by her. I personally perfer a clean workspace, so this really turned me off.

Now how can I bring up this subject and tell her she needs to groom if she wants anything to happen again? I don't wanna sound like a selfish jerk, but I just can't deal with the unkept situation down there.
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Old 11-03-2010, 06:15 PM   #2
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Tell her your landlord would kick you out if you went that long without cutting the grass.
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Old 11-03-2010, 06:16 PM   #3
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Tell her your landlord would kick you out if you went that long without cutting the grass.
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Old 11-03-2010, 06:17 PM   #4
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Just tell her you prefer no hair. If you want to get serious with the girl or are already, there should be no problems.
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I'm just saying there's all sorts of shit i could be doing! I could watch a movie, play a video game, rub one out, read a book, learn a foreign language, etc.. But i'm still watching the assholes because i love them, and I hate myself
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Old 11-03-2010, 06:18 PM   #5
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So are we talking she just doesn't trim the hedges or she doesn't wash down there?
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Old 11-03-2010, 06:18 PM   #6
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Old 11-03-2010, 06:18 PM   #7
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I'm just saying there's all sorts of shit i could be doing! I could watch a movie, play a video game, rub one out, read a book, learn a foreign language, etc.. But i'm still watching the assholes because i love them, and I hate myself
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Old 11-03-2010, 06:18 PM   #8
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Is she older or something? Younger girls rarely have this problem...I don't even mind hair provided it's trimmed up but there's always a line, no Demi Moore 80's stuff.
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Old 11-03-2010, 06:18 PM   #9
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Tell her your landlord would kick you out if you went that long without cutting the grass.
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Old 11-03-2010, 06:19 PM   #10
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WTF kind of wookie are you dating?

Tell her it's 2010 and leisure suits and pubic hair belong in the 70's.
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Old 11-03-2010, 06:20 PM   #11
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You have to, just tell her. Nothing wrong w/ telling her to adjust. Not a thing.
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Old 11-03-2010, 06:21 PM   #12
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So are we talking she just doesn't trim the hedges or she doesn't wash down there?
Clean yes, but its like she doesn't know what a razor is.
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Old 11-03-2010, 06:21 PM   #13
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Old 11-03-2010, 06:22 PM   #14
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Of course it'd be funny if he told her this and she responded "yea well you need to get a bigger dick but we don't all get what we want"
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Old 11-03-2010, 06:22 PM   #15
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You have to, just tell her. Nothing wrong w/ telling her to adjust. Not a thing.
You don't think that would offend her or anything?
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