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Old 11-14-2010, 07:34 PM  
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We destroyed the Broncos.

We killed them. Please allow me to dissect the game.

The nominal final score: 29 to 49.

Reverse the fluke fumble and touchdown (which by the way Bowe gave up on when he could have made the tackle), and of course we would've taken it in for a touchdown given our momentum: 36 to 42.

Take away the touchdown where the Denver-operated replay "was inoperable": 36 to 35.

Take away the touchdown that was handed to Denver when the replay suddenly "became operable": 36 to 28.

Give us the touchdown on the goal line, because we really should have scored there: 43 to 28.

If not for the above, we wouldn't have had to go for two twice: 45 to 28.

Tebow's stuff doesn't count. Seriously. He's just a marketing gimmick to the religious zealots in the mountains: 43 to 14.

We had that field goal return down for a touchdown except for a fluke tackle: 50 to 14.

There was one series where we had two near-interceptions. I think one of those could have gone to the house: 57 to 14.

Succop makes that field goal 9 times out of 10: 60 to 14.

We got the onside kick. That was a stupid call to take it back, and you know we would've scored: 67 to 14.

10 fluke plays that all went against us for a 73 point swing. If we just get a 50/50 normal luck on those, we win easily. If we'd gotten the same lucky breaks that the Hobbit Tribe got, we would've won by a near-NFL record.
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Old 11-14-2010, 07:36 PM   #2
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Old 11-14-2010, 07:36 PM   #3
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We absolutely destroyed them.
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I'm just saying there's all sorts of shit i could be doing! I could watch a movie, play a video game, rub one out, read a book, learn a foreign language, etc.. But i'm still watching the assholes because i love them, and I hate myself
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Old 11-14-2010, 07:44 PM   #4
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Old 11-14-2010, 07:46 PM   #5
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Old 11-14-2010, 07:58 PM   #6
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Old 11-14-2010, 08:03 PM   #7
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Old 11-14-2010, 08:09 PM   #8
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This has "repost" on Bronco forums written all over it.
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Old 11-14-2010, 09:21 PM   #9
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Old 11-14-2010, 09:46 PM   #10
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I think Rain Man has posted this thread either as a joke or in frustration. Either way, technically he is not that far from the truth. I was making the same exact math to my wife towards the end of the game. It was with with tongue in cheek but deep in my heart I was a little bit serious too. We did win the 2nd half btw.
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Old 11-14-2010, 09:54 PM   #11
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We killed them. Please allow me to dissect the game.

The nominal final score: 29 to 49.

Reverse the fluke fumble and touchdown (which by the way Bowe gave up on when he could have made the tackle), and of course we would've taken it in for a touchdown given our momentum: 36 to 42.

Take away the touchdown where the Denver-operated replay "was inoperable": 36 to 35.

Take away the touchdown that was handed to Denver when the replay suddenly "became operable": 36 to 28.

Give us the touchdown on the goal line, because we really should have scored there: 43 to 28.

If not for the above, we wouldn't have had to go for two twice: 45 to 28.

Tebow's stuff doesn't count. Seriously. He's just a marketing gimmick to the religious zealots in the mountains: 43 to 14.

We had that field goal return down for a touchdown except for a fluke tackle: 50 to 14.

There was one series where we had two near-interceptions. I think one of those could have gone to the house: 57 to 14.

Succop makes that field goal 9 times out of 10: 60 to 14.

We got the onside kick. That was a stupid call to take it back, and you know we would've scored: 67 to 14.

10 fluke plays that all went against us for a 73 point swing. If we just get a 50/50 normal luck on those, we win easily. If we'd gotten the same lucky breaks that the Hobbit Tribe got, we would've won by a near-NFL record.
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Old 11-14-2010, 09:57 PM   #12
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Old 11-14-2010, 10:32 PM   #13
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This has "repost" on Bronco forums written all over it.
Good call. They did repost it, and think its serious. lol
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I'm just saying there's all sorts of shit i could be doing! I could watch a movie, play a video game, rub one out, read a book, learn a foreign language, etc.. But i'm still watching the assholes because i love them, and I hate myself
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Old 11-14-2010, 11:10 PM   #14
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Good call. They did repost it, and think its serious. lol
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Old 11-15-2010, 02:05 AM   #15
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