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Old 11-29-2010, 09:20 PM  
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For state of Missouri:

-It is illegal to have oral sex.
-Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
-It is not illegal to speed.

By city:

Buckner
-In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday.

Columbia
-You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25′ satellite dish.
-Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence.
-One may not drink in a bar between 2:00 and 6:00 AM.

Kansas City
-Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
-Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.

Marceline
-Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.

Marquette
-It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law).

Mole
-Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.

Natchez
-It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.

Purdy
-Dancing is strictly prohibited.

St. Louis
-It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.
-A milk man may not run while on duty.

University City
-Four women may not rent an apartment together.
-No person may own a PVC pipe.
-No person may have a “yard sale” in their front yard.
-Houses may not have lights on them that shine into the window of a neighbor’s house.
-It is illegal to request for someone to “watch over” your parked car.
-One may not honk another’s horn.
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Old 11-29-2010, 09:23 PM   #2
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For state of Missouri:

-It is illegal to have oral sex.
Cops are on your tail, luv.
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Old 11-29-2010, 09:35 PM   #3
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Think of the stories that fellated...uh facilitated these laws. The stories have got to be ****ing insane. I guarantee someone in Natchez got a pachyderm wasted and havoc ensued.
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Old 11-29-2010, 09:36 PM   #4
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Dumb Laws in Nebraska

Persons with gonorrhea may not marry.
Full text of the law.
It is illegal to fly a plane while drunk.
Full text of the law.
If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
It is Illegal to go whale fishing.
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.

Omaha
Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.
A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.
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Old 11-29-2010, 09:38 PM   #5
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Dumb Laws in Nebraska

Persons with gonorrhea may not marry.
Full text of the law.
It is illegal to fly a plane while drunk.
Full text of the law.
If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
It is Illegal to go whale fishing.
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.

Omaha
Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.
A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.
I loved the one about whale fishing. Where might one do that in Nebraska?
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Old 11-29-2010, 09:40 PM   #6
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I loved the one about whale fishing. Where might one do that in Nebraska?
I suppose Lake McConaughey back when it actually had water in it?
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Old 11-29-2010, 09:46 PM   #7
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I loved the one about whale fishing. Where might one do that in Nebraska?

The Hog Trough Eatery, Kearney NE, ladies night (every wednesday from 5-10pm.)
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Old 11-29-2010, 09:50 PM   #8
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Dumb Laws in Nebraska


It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
Not sure why I found that one so funny.
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Old 11-29-2010, 09:56 PM   #9
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Old 11-29-2010, 09:58 PM   #10
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For you Kansans--

-Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
-Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
-No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
-The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
-If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

Derby
-It is illegal to urinate on the side of a building.
-Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal.
-Persons may not “screech” their tires while driving.
-Riding an animal down any road is against the law.

Dodge City
-It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk.

Lawrence
-All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival.
-No one may wear a bee in their hat.

Overland Park
-One may not picket a funeral.

Russell
-Musical car horns are banned.

Salina
-It is against the law to leave your car running unattended.

Topeka
-It is illegal to drive one’s car through a parade.
-Many cities have laws to force citizens to keep their yards in decent shape.
-No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.
-Spitting on sidewalks is expressing forbidden.
-Snowball fights are illegal.
-Dead chickens may not be hauled across Kansas Avenue.
-The ‘Wild West’ is long gone it seems, for driving your herd of cattle through this town is now outlawed.
-No matter how nice it may be, a pet Pit Bull is not allowed within the city limits.
-No one may scream at a haunted house.
-The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.

Wichita
-One can be sent to jail for up to a year for making lewd comments over the telephone.
-Don’t get carried away in the city parks.
-One must get a permit from the city if they wish to take dirt from the airport.
-Hopefully everyone in the city has a trash can, because dumping their waste in a city pool is against the law.
-Before proceeding through the interesection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehice and fire three shot gun rounds into the air.
-Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like shall upon conviction, be fined.
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Old 11-29-2010, 09:58 PM   #11
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-Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.



I'm sending the kids to the convenience store to test this one.
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Old 11-29-2010, 10:03 PM   #12
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-One may not picket a funeral.

I don't think this one is dumb. It's a shame it was deemed unconstitutional.
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Old 11-29-2010, 10:05 PM   #13
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For you Kansans--

-Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
-Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
-No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
-The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
-If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
How the hell does that work?
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Old 11-29-2010, 10:09 PM   #14
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How the hell does that work?
It takes some time, but they get there.
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Old 11-29-2010, 10:15 PM   #15
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Dumb Laws in Nebraska

Persons with gonorrhea may not marry.
Full text of the law.
It is illegal to fly a plane while drunk.
Full text of the law.
If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
It is Illegal to go whale fishing.
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.

Omaha
Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.
A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.
so for anybody that lives in nebraska, do bars have soup going at all times?
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