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Old 12-20-2010, 11:15 AM  
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Tips for dealing with a sister-in-law I cant stand...

Seriously.
I am getting ready to leave here for vacation up to my in-laws. For the life of me, I cannot stand my wife's sister. She is a total selfish annoying bitch. The mere thought of here, or when i see her number on caller-ID instantly pisses me off.

So now that I have to deal with her for about 5 days at my in-laws for the holidays, I am trying to not get into a foul mood. It is really hard not to though.

Any thoughts and tips?

Oh ya, I have already considered ANTI-FREEZE!.
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Old 12-20-2010, 11:16 AM   #2
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Old 12-20-2010, 11:18 AM   #3
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Old 12-20-2010, 11:18 AM   #4
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Old 12-20-2010, 11:19 AM   #5
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Old 12-20-2010, 11:22 AM   #6
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If you value your marriage at all, you should suck it up and try to be nice. I've been there with my sister-in-law. She has done some pretty despicable things over the years and I don't have a lot of respect for her. That having been said, I've found the things I do like about her and focus on them. For instance, when she's not brooding and moody she actually has a delightful sense of humor. She loves my daughter and my wife. So those things are enough for me to tolerate her.
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Old 12-20-2010, 11:24 AM   #7
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Just show her your dick on the first day. When she comes around again go for your zipper. She'll probably go screaming into the night.

If you can't do that you probably ought to follow Phobia's advice.

I've never had that problem, my SIL is great. Actually all of my in-laws are/were great.
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Old 12-20-2010, 11:25 AM   #8
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Old 12-20-2010, 11:27 AM   #9
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Old 12-20-2010, 11:27 AM   #10
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Old 12-20-2010, 11:29 AM   #11
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Old 12-20-2010, 11:29 AM   #12
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Old 12-20-2010, 11:29 AM   #13
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Old 12-20-2010, 11:30 AM   #14
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Old 12-20-2010, 11:31 AM   #15
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If you value your marriage at all, you should suck it up and try to be nice. I've been there with my sister-in-law. She has done some pretty despicable things over the years and I don't have a lot of respect for her. That having been said, I've found the things I do like about her and focus on them. For instance, when she's not brooding and moody she actually has a delightful sense of humor. She loves my daughter and my wife. So those things are enough for me to tolerate her.
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