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Old 12-22-2010, 12:05 AM  
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My Face May Fall Off... Need the Help of CPs Refined Gentlemen

I work outside quite a bit. It's dry as balls out here. It's windy and cold. My face is very dry and chapped. I need to identify a product to moisturize my face.

I've tried hand-lotion types - Fail
I've tried aquaphyllic ointment - While it works REALLY well for the rest of my body, Face Fail (Link)
I tried a product my wife has used in the past - Fail
I tried to find something a few years ago and all I came up with was after-shave type shit. Fail

I seek the help of the CP men who care for their faces. What can I do to moisturize my face?
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Old 12-22-2010, 12:14 AM   #2
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Old 12-22-2010, 12:17 AM   #3
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Old 12-22-2010, 12:26 AM   #4
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When I think of face moisturizers, I think of Donger. So he might be able to help you out.
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Old 12-22-2010, 12:28 AM   #5
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Old 12-22-2010, 12:29 AM   #6
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Old 12-22-2010, 12:31 AM   #7
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Old 12-22-2010, 12:47 AM   #8
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Old 12-22-2010, 12:51 AM   #9
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Old 12-22-2010, 02:00 AM   #10
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Old 12-22-2010, 02:07 AM   #11
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I begin with a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Vidal Sasson shampoo is especially good at getting rid of the coating of dried perspiration, salts, oils, airborne pollutants and dirt that can weigh hair down and flatten it to the scalp, making you look older.

Before shaving, I always press a hot towel against my face for two minutes to soften abrasive beard hair. Then I slather on a moisturizer and let it soak in for a minute. You can rinse it off or keep it on and apply shaving cream over it -- preferably with a brush, which softens the beard as it lifts the whiskers, making hair removal easier.

Rinse the razor and shake off any excess water before starting. Afterwards splash cool water on the face to remove any trace of lather. You should use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol. Never, ever use cologne on your face since the alcohol content will dry your skin out and make you look older.

Applying a moisturizer is the final step. If the face seems dry and flaky -- which can make it look dull and older -- use a clarifying lotion that removes flakes and uncovers fine skin. Then apply anti-aging eye balm.
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Old 12-22-2010, 02:47 AM   #12
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Old 12-22-2010, 02:54 AM   #13
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Old 12-22-2010, 05:13 AM   #14
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Old 12-22-2010, 05:34 AM   #15
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