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Old 01-02-2011, 09:03 PM  
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How 'bout some Baltimore jokes?

A Chiefs fan is in Baltimore for the weekend and decides to stop in at a bar. He pulls up to the bar and waits for the bartender. The bartender and the other patrons ignore the fan. Finally, he speaks up. "Could I get a beer please?" "We don't serve Chiefs fans. This is a Ravens bar."
"Look I just want one drink and then I'll leave." The bartender pours him a drink and gives him the third degree.
"What are you doing in Baltimore?"
"I'm here for a taxidermist conference."
"What does a taxidermist do?" the bartender asked.
"Oh, I mount animals."
The bartender steps back, and then says, "Hey boys, don't worry about this one, he's one of us."
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Old 01-02-2011, 09:03 PM   #2
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Old 01-02-2011, 09:06 PM   #3
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Old 01-02-2011, 09:08 PM   #4
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Old 01-02-2011, 09:12 PM   #5
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Old 01-02-2011, 09:16 PM   #6
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I don't think we're in a position to laugh at anybody right now...
Really? Because I see we have a HOME playoff game, and Baltimore doesn't.

Not that the home crowd wins the game for you, it doesn't. But I bet the Ravens are questioning their home performance today against Cincinnati, which came down to the final seconds.

I'm sure the Ravens would much rather have a home game than play @ Arrowhead.

Until the game is over, I say we can laugh all we want!
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Old 01-02-2011, 09:18 PM   #7
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The Chiefs have about as much a chance of winning this game as Snot-Boogie had a chance to live into his 30's.
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Old 01-02-2011, 09:21 PM   #8
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The Chiefs have about as much a chance of winning this game as Snot-Boogie had a chance to live into his 30's.
The Chiefs have a better chance of winning their playoff game than the Chargers do.
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Old 01-03-2011, 10:22 AM   #9
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Old 01-03-2011, 10:30 AM   #10
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Old 01-03-2011, 10:46 AM   #11
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Old 01-03-2011, 11:00 AM   #12
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Old 01-03-2011, 11:06 AM   #13
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Old 01-03-2011, 11:28 AM   #14
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Old 01-03-2011, 11:40 AM   #15
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