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Old 11-19-2010, 07:12 AM  
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The Fake Matt Cassel

This deserves it's own thread. I hope the guy who started this account is as diligent in updating it as KingNeckBeard. Hilarious.

http://twitter.com/Casseld

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Just landed, oh man do I miss my Parents. I miss them almost more than I miss my receivers.
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Just went 11-5 in Black ops, Im the ****ing man. Now If only I can get my team to realize this.
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@NotPhilbaroni HEY! Do you have any advice I can use on the Field to help my guys? I TOTALLY rock but they can't seem to pick up my swag.
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@abland9 Hey, I got a $63 million dollar contract that says I can buy you.
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14 touchdowns, 950 yards, 0 Interceptions, and thats just in practice. Cardinals are ****ED. DEAD MEN WALKING.
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Just watched the Dolphins/Bears game on DVR. I must be seeing things because I swear I saw that dirty Skeleton ****er taking snaps. Weird.
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Old 11-19-2010, 07:15 AM   #2
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Old 11-19-2010, 07:20 AM   #3
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Old 11-19-2010, 07:22 AM   #4
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As much as Cassel gets talked about here, a fake Cassel CP account would be hilarious.

Especially if he went around saying "Oh yeah? I have 63 million reasons you're an idiot."
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Old 11-19-2010, 07:24 AM   #5
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Old 11-19-2010, 07:25 AM   #6
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This guy definately sounds like a planateer. Cmon somebody own up to it
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Old 11-19-2010, 09:36 AM   #7
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lol

why would somebody fess up to a fake twitter account if it was them?
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I'm just saying there's all sorts of shit i could be doing! I could watch a movie, play a video game, rub one out, read a book, learn a foreign language, etc.. But i'm still watching the assholes because i love them, and I hate myself
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Old 11-19-2010, 09:37 AM   #8
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I would rather have this guy at Quarterback.
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Old 11-19-2010, 09:38 AM   #9
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Old 11-19-2010, 09:45 AM   #10
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I sure hope Cassel doesn't start tweeting during the game. He doesn't need the distraction.
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Old 11-19-2010, 09:54 AM   #11
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Old 11-19-2010, 10:01 AM   #12
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Old 11-19-2010, 10:11 AM   #13
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That AztecaTV reporter is lucky she never brought her fine ass around our locker room.KO mushroom bruises across the face aint easy to hide!
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Old 11-19-2010, 10:16 AM   #14
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That AztecaTV reporter is lucky she never brought her fine ass around our locker room.KO mushroom bruises across the face aint easy to hide!
Hahahahaha. Been a while since I heard a mushroom print joke.
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Old 11-19-2010, 10:17 AM   #15
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