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Old 01-12-2011, 11:19 PM  
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I told myself that in 2011 I was going to get in shape and do something fun and out of the ordinary. It didn't cross my mind to join a football team, (I was thinking more along the lines of roller derby). I have a lot of stress in my life and I think inflicting pain against another woman might just be what I need to get out of my funk.

However, I checked out the Nebraska Stampede website via an ad on Craigslist. They're looking for players for the 2011 season. After clicking on a few of the links, I clicked on the profiles link...

http://www.nebraskastampede.com/profiles.htm

Holy crap!!! If the chicks on the other teams look like these gals, I would get my ass kicked!

I think I'm just going to join a book club. Do you think they would be pissed if I hit them over the head w/ a novel?
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Old 01-12-2011, 11:22 PM   #2
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Old 01-12-2011, 11:27 PM   #3
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Old 01-12-2011, 11:27 PM   #4
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Best you could do is try, and you might enjoy pounding one girl and in return getting pounded by two on the field. Plus, if you walk away from the beating at the end, you'll probably realize that it wasn't so bad.
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Old 01-12-2011, 11:29 PM   #5
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Old 01-12-2011, 11:32 PM   #6
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Old 01-12-2011, 11:33 PM   #7
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Old 01-12-2011, 11:34 PM   #8
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Old 01-12-2011, 11:36 PM   #9
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Best you could do is try, and you might enjoy pounding one girl and in return getting pounded by two on the field. Plus, if you walk away from the beating at the end, you'll probably realize that it wasn't so bad.
Actually, I played quite a bit of sandlot football when I was younger, (of course I was the only girl playing). If I was in the same shape I was in back then, I wouldn't even hesitate to at least try out.
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Old 01-12-2011, 11:42 PM   #10
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Old 01-12-2011, 11:48 PM   #11
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Old 01-12-2011, 11:50 PM   #12
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Old 01-12-2011, 11:50 PM   #13
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You don't think this gal can QB you to victory?
Meh. I don't know. How does she throw w/o her 'girls' getting in the way?
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Old 01-12-2011, 11:50 PM   #14
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Old 01-12-2011, 11:58 PM   #15
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