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Old 01-28-2011, 03:18 PM  
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It appears as if there is a shortage of strippers in Dallas for next week's game. Several places are looking to hire and paying big $$$. I guess Jerry didn't plan very well.

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Old 01-28-2011, 03:27 PM
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Old 01-28-2011, 05:14 PM   #2
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Old 01-28-2011, 05:16 PM   #3
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Old 01-28-2011, 05:27 PM   #4
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Strippers from around the country will be flocking there.
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Old 01-28-2011, 05:35 PM   #5
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Old 01-30-2011, 01:13 PM   #6
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Old 01-30-2011, 02:56 PM   #7
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Maybe some of them UFO's can drop some of their bitches over Jerry's place just in time for SB week.
That would bring new meaning to the phrase getting some strange.
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Old 01-30-2011, 03:07 PM   #8
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Strippers from around the country will be flocking there.
They usually do. It's just like around pay day at military towns, big conventions, big sporting events, etc.
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Old 01-30-2011, 03:27 PM   #9
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I've never been to a strip club in Dallas, not that I have been to Dallas very often. Does anyone know what "the rules" are there? Pasties? Keep a certain distance from the customer? Hell, once you've been to a strip club in Cabo San Lucas, nothing else can compare favorably.
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Old 01-30-2011, 03:35 PM   #10
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I've never been to a strip club in Dallas, not that I have been to Dallas very often. Does anyone know what "the rules" are there? Pasties? Keep a certain distance from the customer? Hell, once you've been to a strip club in Cabo San Lucas, nothing else can compare favorably.
Really? Fill us in?
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Old 01-30-2011, 03:37 PM   #11
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Really? Fill us in?
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Old 01-30-2011, 03:42 PM   #12
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But if enough people want to hear the tale, it is a pretty good one. Anybody?
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Old 01-30-2011, 03:43 PM   #13
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But if enough people want to hear the tale, it is a pretty good one. Anybody?
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Old 01-30-2011, 03:59 PM   #14
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Ok, for Bwana... My parents go to Cabo every year around Thanksgiving and since I cook and hablo espanol pretty well, they wanted me to come along. It was in 2002 or 2003 and I was looking around the bars for a place to watch the Chiefs play. I saw a place called the TD Bar and thought that sounded like just the place to watch some NFL games on Sunday.

When I went inside I soon realized the TD didn't stand for touchdown. Say it with a thick Mexican accent and you will understand. TD Bar...

But, they did have big screen TVs and satellite, so I could watch the Chiefs there. I ordered a beer and took a seat, noticing that it was rather early and I was the sole patron. Before my buns had time to warm up the chair, a dancer hopped on my lap and promptly shoved her hand down my shorts.

I looked at her and said, "Um... hi. And your name is?" She said it was Jasmine or Saffron or whatever. I told her my name and held out my hand hoping she'd let go of my junk. She didn't, so I just shrugged and shook her breast hello. My beer arrived just after that, so I had to get her to stand up and take her hand back so I could get my wallet out of my pocket.

The bouncer or floor manager or whatever he was asked me, "Hey, mang, joo like theese girl?" Um, she's okay, why? "See that hall over there? Joo can go into room with her and do anyteeng joo wan'." Uh, yeah... "Anyteeng, mang! 150 dollar, 10 meenits." I laughed and replied, First of all, 150 bucks?? And second, I can't do anything I want in ten minutes. Who do I look like, Speedy Gonzalez? He shrugged and walked off. I sat there sipping my beer and chuckling to myself. 150 bucks for 10 minutes... what, he has an egg timer back there? DING! Tough sheet if joo no feenish, gringo!

IF I was going to pay a dancer 150 bucks, she'd better be making me breakfast in the morning, too. Huevos rancheros with the works! Needless to say, I didn't catch the Chiefs on TV at the TD Bar.
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Old 01-30-2011, 04:02 PM   #15
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Ok, for Bwana... My parents go to Cabo every year around Thanksgiving and since I cook and hablo espanol pretty well, they wanted me to come along. It was in 2002 or 2003 and I was looking around the bars for a place to watch the Chiefs play. I saw a place called the TD Bar and thought that sounded like just the place to watch some NFL games on Sunday.

When I went inside I soon realized the TD didn't stand for touchdown. Say it with a thick Mexican accent and you will understand. TD Bar...

But, they did have big screen TVs and satellite, so I could watch the Chiefs there. I ordered a beer and took a seat, noticing that it was rather early and I was the sole patron. Before my buns had time to warm up the chair, a dancer hopped on my lap and promptly shoved her hand down my shorts.

I looked at her and said, "Um... hi. And your name is?" She said it was Jasmine or Saffron or whatever. I told her my name and held out my hand hoping she'd let go of my junk. She didn't, so I just shrugged and shook her breast hello. My beer arrived just after that, so I had to get her to stand up and take her hand back so I could get my wallet out of my pocket.

The bouncer or floor manager or whatever he was asked me, "Hey, mang, joo like theese girl?" Um, she's okay, why? "See that hall over there? Joo can go into room with her and do anyteeng joo wan'." Uh, yeah... "Anyteeng, mang! 150 dollar, 10 meenits." I laughed and replied, First of all, 150 bucks?? And second, I can't do anything I want in ten minutes. Who do I look like, Speedy Gonzalez? He shrugged and walked off. I sat there sipping my beer and chuckling to myself. 150 bucks for 10 minutes... what, he has an egg timer back there? DING! Tough sheet if joo no feenish, gringo!

IF I was going to pay a dancer 150 bucks, she'd better be making me breakfast in the morning, too. Huevos rancheros with the works! Needless to say, I didn't catch the Chiefs on TV at the TD Bar.
sweet. need to take a trip to cabo!
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