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Old 02-04-2011, 01:00 PM  
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Ever been attacked by a dog?

The thread about mailmen got me thinking about this. Have you ever been seriously attacked by a dog? I'm not talking growled at, or nipped by a playful puppy; I mean a full-blown attack where the dog did, or at least attempted to do, grievous bodily harm. Personally, I never have been.

So let's hear about the times Fido decided you needed to die!
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Old 02-04-2011, 01:03 PM   #2
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You were attacked by a fridge. Good thing you had your gun.
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Old 02-04-2011, 01:04 PM   #3
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Nope. Never got attacked by a dog.

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Old 02-04-2011, 01:04 PM   #4
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Not full blown attacked, but got bit in the nose by a dumbass cocker spaniel. Had to get stitches, still have a scar.
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Old 02-04-2011, 01:05 PM   #5
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Not full blown attacked, but got bit in the nose by a dumbass cocker spaniel. Had to get stitches, still have a scar.
Did it bite your hair off too?
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Old 02-04-2011, 01:05 PM   #6
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Old 02-04-2011, 01:06 PM   #7
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A fat girl tried to have sex with me once. She was pretty vehement about it too.

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Only if you count my first marriage. I guess that was a prolonged assault.
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Old 02-04-2011, 01:07 PM   #8
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Did it bite your hair off too?
No, my genes took care of that.
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Old 02-04-2011, 01:09 PM   #9
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Not a dog, but I had it out with a rabid skunk a few years back. theres a thread about it somewhere.
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Old 02-04-2011, 01:10 PM   #10
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Old 02-04-2011, 01:10 PM   #11
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No, but my stepdad did was when he was a teenager. He killed it later that week by riding his bike past its house again, the mutt gave chase, and he dropped a cinder block on it's head. Kept right on riding too. Got arrested for it, but not charged.
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Old 02-04-2011, 01:11 PM   #12
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I wouldn't say I was attacked, but I was bitten. It was my fault. I was playing with our new puppy and he sort of jumped and nipped at my face. His tooth was sharp like a pin and it poked right through the skin near my nose. When I pulled back it tore a line from there to the top of my lip. I still have a scar there. It looks like a thin white line. Not too bad, though. I think it's kind of cool.
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Old 02-04-2011, 01:12 PM   #13
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No, but my stepdad did was when he was a teenager. He killed it later that week by riding his bike past its house again, the mutt gave chase, and he dropped a cinder block on it's head. Kept right on riding too. Got arrested for it, but not charged.
One of my neighbors when I was a kid, this old guy, claimed he killed a dog that bit him by putting a bunch of sand in it's mouth and holding it's mouth shut. That used to kind of freak me out.
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Old 02-04-2011, 01:13 PM   #14
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Old 02-04-2011, 01:13 PM   #15
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