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Old 02-07-2011, 07:01 AM  
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I was raped last night

by the Black Eyed Peas....in which jurisdiction do I file charges, the Underverse? that place in Avatar? Waterworld?


all I see when I sleep now is a harpy screaming at me while simultaneously eating a bowl of chili and crackers...my dreams smell like urine
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:06 AM   #2
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:07 AM   #3
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by the Black Eyed Peas....in which jurisdiction do I file charges, the Underverse? that place in Avatar? Waterworld?


all I see when I sleep now is a harpy screaming at me while simultaneously eating a bowl of chili and crackers...my dreams smell like urine
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:21 AM   #4
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Fergie looked like crap.



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Old 02-07-2011, 07:31 AM   #5
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Me too...I was at a post-Super Bowl party in Dallas at this awesome bar...I had had a few drinks and stumbled drunkenly into the bathroom. As I unzipped suddenly I heard the door behind me slam open. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but this really tall, kinda chunky dude walked in and growled "**** RODGERS AND HIS MVP AWARD...GET READY FOR THE MOST VALUABLE PENIS OF SUPER BOWL XLV!" I think I saw a beard too, and I felt one rub up against the back of my neck as he slammed me against the wall and began his crime.
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:32 AM   #6
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Great, now clayton's posting his fantasies penthouse letter style.
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:36 AM   #7
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Me too...I was at a post-Super Bowl party in Dallas at this awesome bar...I had had a few drinks and stumbled drunkenly into the bathroom. As I unzipped suddenly I heard the door behind me slam open. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but this really tall, kinda chunky dude walked in and growled "**** RODGERS AND HIS MVP AWARD...GET READY FOR THE MOST VALUABLE PENIS OF SUPER BOWL XLV!" I think I saw a beard too, and I felt one rub up against the back of my neck as he slammed me against the wall and began his crime.
yeah, Rodgers had a pretty good gam.... wait wtf!!
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:39 AM   #8
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Me too...I was at a post-Super Bowl party in Dallas at this awesome bar...I had had a few drinks and stumbled drunkenly into the bathroom. As I unzipped suddenly I heard the door behind me slam open. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but this really tall, kinda chunky dude walked in and growled "**** RODGERS AND HIS MVP AWARD...GET READY FOR THE MOST VALUABLE PENIS OF SUPER BOWL XLV!" I think I saw a beard too, and I felt one rub up against the back of my neck as he slammed me against the wall and began his crime.
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:42 AM   #9
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I couldn't hear them, I just saw the costumes. It looked like a high school play or something. Or like a really low budget sci-fi movie.
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:42 AM   #10
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:48 AM   #11
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I had no intention of even seeing how bad they'd be, so I served up stromboli that I made and enjoyed a cold Carlsberg. If Iron Maiden ever gets the halftime gig, then I will stay by the TV.
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:48 AM   #12
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They should have played more of this song... Fergie
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:49 AM   #13
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They should just let two pee-wee football teams play for 12 minutes.
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:50 AM   #14
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Here's what I don't get: there are so many better choices. Even if your selection paradigm is tighter than Miley Cyrus's virgin butthole. (I'm assuming that last part. I'd love to find out and report back, though.)

Even if you say:

- No heavy metal, speed metal, thrash metal, death metal, or anything else Middle America, seniors, or parents could get upset about.

- No black hardcore hip-hop.

- No more Al Davis-aged rock-n-rollers.

- Must be something likable in an easy-listening sort of way, and yet popular.

- Must still somehow be interesting, upbeat, and not put you to sleep.

Given those guidelines, you can turn on any modern rock, alt-rock, college rock type of station and pull a handful of "new" bands who have a good sound and are popular. Even if you have to lump together a few bands and have them do snippets. Jimmy Eat World, Fall Out Boy, Death Cab For Cutie, Kings Of Leon, My Chemical Romance, whatever. I would've rather heard short versions of "My Best Theory" and "I Don't Care" or something along those lines.
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:56 AM   #15
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