Home Mail MemberMap Chat (0) Wallpapers
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > The Ed & Dave Lounge

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-15-2011, 05:25 PM  
Count Zarth Count Zarth is offline
JUST SAY NO
 
Count Zarth's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Casino cash: $14797
Women are taking over America! It's awful!

This is the truth! This country (and most of western society) is set up for a woman. Women now use sex as a way of control; she doesn't feel like it, she's too busy, she has to take care of the kids, etc. You know what? Too bad. If a husband doesnt feel like taking the garbage out, or going to see some play, or just talking for hours about nothing because he's too busy, has to take care of the bills, or work overtime, guess what he is? A jerk and she cries and everyone feels sorry for her.

A buddy of mine just got laid off from his job and it had nothing to do with his performance, either. The dude also works 3 or 4 nights a week delivering pizza. He is married with 4 kids. Guess where his wife works? She doesn't. The day he got laid off, guess what she does? Leaves to go stay with her sister for a few days.

She says he doesn't listen to her, and thinks he doesn't love her. Say what? If you knew the dude you'd think it was ridiculous, too. Dude would do anything for his wife. She's constantly calling and texting him at work to do stuff for her while she is at he moms or at home. The dude can never do anything right, but yet she leaves to go stay somewhere else at probably one of the most emotional times of his life. It's asinine! I'm not kidding when I say this: he has better character than just about any other human i've ever met! Ever! He's a great dad, and everytime there's a fight, all he does is look at himself and what she says he did wrong, it's never her. Just frustrates me. Like, no one could be a better husband. I mean, it would be damn near impossible. Seriously.

The sad part is, you know what it takes for a woman to appreciate a guy like that? years of being walked on. Then, when'if they do get smart and find a nice guy, that never lasts long because they will get tired of it and go find another jerk that makes them feel "young and alive."

There's a million stories like this I could tell you from married guys I know, and it's just stupid. Women have this warped perception that marriage revolves around the wife and if the man does something wrong, she has to remember it for 10 years and cut him off from every need he has (sex, time with his buddies, time to just veg and NOT talk), and it's okay.

These are the stories that get me fired up and tell myself I don't ever want to be divorced, so I better not get married in the first place!

Women are taking over America!
Posts: 167,797
Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.Count Zarth is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-2011, 05:26 PM   #2
Buck Buck is offline
Take a Chill Pill
 
Buck's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: San Diego
Casino cash: $706
ok
Posts: 42,091
Buck is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buck is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buck is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buck is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buck is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buck is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buck is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buck is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buck is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buck is obviously part of the inner Circle.Buck is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-2011, 05:30 PM   #3
bevischief bevischief is online now
....
 
bevischief's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: North Dakota
Casino cash: $6177
VARSITY
Sounds like one of my high school girl friend's... That is the reason I dumped her...
__________________
No cheese cake for Andy till a Chiefs win.
Posts: 24,300
bevischief is obviously part of the inner Circle.bevischief is obviously part of the inner Circle.bevischief is obviously part of the inner Circle.bevischief is obviously part of the inner Circle.bevischief is obviously part of the inner Circle.bevischief is obviously part of the inner Circle.bevischief is obviously part of the inner Circle.bevischief is obviously part of the inner Circle.bevischief is obviously part of the inner Circle.bevischief is obviously part of the inner Circle.bevischief is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-2011, 05:44 PM   #4
pr_capone pr_capone is offline
** *- -- -- *
 
pr_capone's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Aguadilla
Casino cash: $5817
sucks for him. I don't have that problem.

Posts: 18,364
pr_capone is obviously part of the inner Circle.pr_capone is obviously part of the inner Circle.pr_capone is obviously part of the inner Circle.pr_capone is obviously part of the inner Circle.pr_capone is obviously part of the inner Circle.pr_capone is obviously part of the inner Circle.pr_capone is obviously part of the inner Circle.pr_capone is obviously part of the inner Circle.pr_capone is obviously part of the inner Circle.pr_capone is obviously part of the inner Circle.pr_capone is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-2011, 05:44 PM   #5
keg in kc keg in kc is offline
oxymoron
 
keg in kc's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: OP/KC/Whatever
Casino cash: $5837
Welcome to all of human history.
Posts: 51,455
keg in kc is obviously part of the inner Circle.keg in kc is obviously part of the inner Circle.keg in kc is obviously part of the inner Circle.keg in kc is obviously part of the inner Circle.keg in kc is obviously part of the inner Circle.keg in kc is obviously part of the inner Circle.keg in kc is obviously part of the inner Circle.keg in kc is obviously part of the inner Circle.keg in kc is obviously part of the inner Circle.keg in kc is obviously part of the inner Circle.keg in kc is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-2011, 05:45 PM   #6
Predarat Predarat is offline
Run Chiefs fans, run!!
 
Predarat's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Nashville, TN
Casino cash: $5512
Maybe you should try out one of those trannys you like to post pics of.
Posts: 9,092
Predarat is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Predarat is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Predarat is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Predarat is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Predarat is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Predarat is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Predarat is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Predarat is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Predarat is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Predarat is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Predarat is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-2011, 05:47 PM   #7
bishop_74 bishop_74 is offline
Veteran
 
bishop_74's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Denver, CO. USA
Casino cash: $5742
If you think this you probably shouldn't get married... not that it sounds like you have anything to worry about.
Posts: 3,409
bishop_74 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellibishop_74 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellibishop_74 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellibishop_74 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellibishop_74 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellibishop_74 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellibishop_74 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellibishop_74 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellibishop_74 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellibishop_74 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellibishop_74 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelli
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-2011, 05:49 PM   #8
Okie_Apparition Okie_Apparition is offline
Banned
 

Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: floatin cobwebs n the sky
Casino cash: $5000
Have you ever noticed how small and tight those mouths are of aliens in drawings?
Posts: 7,008
Okie_Apparition Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Okie_Apparition Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Okie_Apparition Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Okie_Apparition Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Okie_Apparition Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Okie_Apparition Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Okie_Apparition Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Okie_Apparition Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Okie_Apparition Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Okie_Apparition Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Okie_Apparition Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-2011, 05:49 PM   #9
WV WV is offline
Veteran
 
WV's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: In the Holler
Casino cash: $5025
Half the money and all the pussy.....simple concept really.

That said I have a great wife I wouldn't trade for the world.
Posts: 4,968
WV threw an interception on a screen pass.WV threw an interception on a screen pass.WV threw an interception on a screen pass.WV threw an interception on a screen pass.WV threw an interception on a screen pass.WV threw an interception on a screen pass.WV threw an interception on a screen pass.WV threw an interception on a screen pass.WV threw an interception on a screen pass.WV threw an interception on a screen pass.WV threw an interception on a screen pass.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-2011, 06:05 PM   #10
seclark seclark is offline
MVP
 
seclark's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: nemo
Casino cash: $135
curious...
how old is your friend?
what kind of job did he get laid off from?
how long has he and his wife been married?
sounds like a tough situation.
sec
__________________
"Mr. seclark. Wrong for gravy, wrong for jelly, wrong for biscuits."
-rj

"If every Planeteer who was disliked by another Planeteer stopped being a Planeteer we wouldn't have any Planeteers."
-rj
Posts: 9,922
seclark is obviously part of the inner Circle.seclark is obviously part of the inner Circle.seclark is obviously part of the inner Circle.seclark is obviously part of the inner Circle.seclark is obviously part of the inner Circle.seclark is obviously part of the inner Circle.seclark is obviously part of the inner Circle.seclark is obviously part of the inner Circle.seclark is obviously part of the inner Circle.seclark is obviously part of the inner Circle.seclark is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-2011, 06:06 PM   #11
gblowfish gblowfish is offline
Be Kind To Your Pets
 
gblowfish's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
Casino cash: $8957
VARSITY
You should use more exclamation marks!
Posts: 27,379
gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.gblowfish is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-2011, 06:06 PM   #12
Brock Brock is offline
Do it.
 
Brock's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Larryville
Casino cash: $5000
I doubt you have to worry about getting married, Clay.
Posts: 42,713
Brock is obviously part of the inner Circle.Brock is obviously part of the inner Circle.Brock is obviously part of the inner Circle.Brock is obviously part of the inner Circle.Brock is obviously part of the inner Circle.Brock is obviously part of the inner Circle.Brock is obviously part of the inner Circle.Brock is obviously part of the inner Circle.Brock is obviously part of the inner Circle.Brock is obviously part of the inner Circle.Brock is obviously part of the inner Circle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-2011, 06:12 PM   #13
Baconeater Baconeater is offline
Are you not entertained?
 
Baconeater's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $21250
Where did you copy this from? It doesn't seem like your writing at all.
Posts: 52,596
Baconeater 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Baconeater 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Baconeater 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Baconeater 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Baconeater 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Baconeater 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Baconeater 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Baconeater 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Baconeater 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Baconeater 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.Baconeater 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-2011, 06:13 PM   #14
penguinz penguinz is offline
MVP
 
penguinz's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2003
Casino cash: $37125
Quote:
Originally Posted by seclark View Post
curious...
how old is your friend?
what kind of job did he get laid off from?
how long has he and his wife been married?
sounds like a tough situation.
sec
I think it sounds more like he GoChiefs has a crush on his friend.
__________________
http://blackoutsopa.com
Posts: 7,417
penguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitellipenguinz 's adopt a chief was Sabby Piscitelli
  Reply With Quote
Old 03-15-2011, 06:20 PM   #15
kysirsoze kysirsoze is offline
SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!!
 
kysirsoze's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Casino cash: $5948
Quote:
Originally Posted by pr_capone View Post
sucks for him. I don't have that problem.

Quote:
Originally Posted by WVChiefFan View Post
Half the money and all the pussy.....simple concept really.

That said I have a great wife I wouldn't trade for the world.
Just wait, guys. I read on Chiefsplanet all women are manipulative, money-grubbing whores. Your days are numbered.
Posts: 7,801
kysirsoze 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.kysirsoze 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.kysirsoze 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.kysirsoze 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.kysirsoze 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.kysirsoze 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.kysirsoze 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.kysirsoze 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.kysirsoze 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.kysirsoze 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.kysirsoze 's phone was tapped by Scott Pioli.
  Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 01:10 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.