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Old 05-26-2011, 11:47 PM  
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Wanna Get With My Mom?
My mom is a former abused teen parent/turned good mom/turned lesbian crackhead/turned straight methhead/turned prisoner/turned recovered lonely addict who loves god and life and is very sweet and nice now.

She is a stupid ho. The kind that breaks into her kid's apartment, cleans it, and charges him 50 dollars.

Her long time boyfriend finally just got some decent time in the slammer and she's given up. So she's just great now. No mo ho. But she's lonely. And she's 49. I told her once she hits fifty, she's going to probably be alone forever, so she's freaking out about that.

Anybody want to bang her? Let me know.

I have a screening process.
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Old 12-13-2012, 05:57 PM   #121
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Old 12-13-2012, 06:02 PM   #122
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Maybe it took him a while to really understand his feelings about the term 'panties' and he didn't want to make a hasty response.
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Old 12-13-2012, 07:16 PM   #123
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I would love to but my calander is full.

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Old 12-13-2012, 07:20 PM   #124
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Maybe it took him a while to really understand his feelings about the term 'panties' and he didn't want to make a hasty response.
Yes. I have been thinking about panties for some time, and felt the need to express my opinion.
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Old 12-13-2012, 07:21 PM   #125
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Old 12-13-2012, 07:24 PM   #126
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Yes. I have been thinking about panties for some time, and felt the need to express my opinion.
You should go all British and call them knickers...

Or use my favorite term "smalls" but I think that is usually for male underwear.. not sure...and of course there is always the problem of referring to anything in that region on a man as "small"... yeah, best to just call them knickers.

Hmmm, this has given me a new idea! We should have a random day every month where the word filter is set to replace everything with British slang and see who can keep up!
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Old 12-13-2012, 07:28 PM   #127
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You should go all British and call them knickers...

Or use my favorite term "smalls" but I think that is usually for male underwear.. not sure...and of course there is always the problem of referring to anything in that region on a man as "small"... yeah, best to just call them knickers.

Hmmm, this has given me a new idea! We should have a random day every month where the word filter is set to replace everything with British slang and see who can keep up!
Hah, that would be great. I love a good word filter joke. I do use "knickers" when I am doing the fake English accent, it's easier to put a naughty intonation on the word. But something about the word "panties." Maybe it's a holdover from my misspent youth. Lately I have heard a lot of women around her call them "chonies", or maybe "choneys"? Not sure of the spelling.
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Old 12-13-2012, 07:30 PM   #128
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Chonies

Underwear. Derives from the Spanish word calzones or calzoncillos.


Did you see that bitch? Her chonies are showing.
I hate these chonies, they give me wedgies.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chonies
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Old 12-14-2012, 07:38 AM   #129
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Old 12-14-2012, 08:05 AM   #130
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Old 12-14-2012, 09:15 AM   #132
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