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Old 06-21-2011, 05:29 PM  
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Why do Dogs roll around in nasty things like deer poop and dead animals?

Out at the farm today and the two Great Danes found something to roll in; and now they STINK!!

This is not the first time I've had to deal with this.


Is this a mating ritual?

Remember when musk oil for men was the cologne to use before going out and trying to get laid?

Is this the same?
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:31 PM   #2
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1. Can I eat it? If yes, eat it.
2. If no, can I hump it? If yes, hump it.
3. If no, roll in it.
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:31 PM   #3
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:36 PM   #4
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:41 PM   #5
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:46 PM   #6
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Dog logic.


1. Can I eat it? If yes, eat it.
2. If no, can I hump it? If yes, hump it.
3. If no, roll in it.
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:49 PM   #7
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Why do Dogs roll around in nasty things like deer poop and dead animals?
Because they are not cats.

CATS RULE. DOGS DROOL.
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Old 06-21-2011, 05:50 PM   #8
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Dog logic.


1. Can I eat it? If yes, eat it.
2. If no, can I hump it? If yes, hump it.
3. If no, roll in it.
LOL. Very good.
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Old 06-21-2011, 06:11 PM   #9
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Old 06-21-2011, 06:12 PM   #10
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Why do Dogs roll around in nasty things like deer poop and dead animals?
Don't knock it till you give it a try. Seriously.
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Old 06-21-2011, 06:14 PM   #11
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Because they are not cats.

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hmmmm, didn't think you'd be gay....guess i was fooled.
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Old 06-21-2011, 06:16 PM   #12
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Old 06-21-2011, 06:17 PM   #13
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Old 06-21-2011, 06:19 PM   #14
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Because they are not cats.

CATS RULE. DOGS DROOL.
Right, thats why there are so many seeing eye cats leading the blind around.
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Old 06-21-2011, 06:27 PM   #15
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